megasaurus

certified creeper

[megasaurus @palefacemonster]

I am immortal, I'll never rest in peace.

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I haven’t been sick like this in years, luckily DayQuil is my best friend rn.

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@itsmarysho @MikePosner I thought about you on my commute to work this morning while listening to Dennis Rodman 💚

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27 weeks

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I really want to play sims but my laptop sux

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every time I cook I drip sauce on my foot like wtf

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First day on the new job, so excite and nervous

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I miss tumblr

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Yoga time 🧘‍♀️

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I finally found my pen outside in the driveway next to my Jeep… I looked out there last night but only looked in the Jeep from the passenger side 😖

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Got high then lost my weed pen now I’m sad

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In case anyone else was wondering, spraying your perfume in front of a fan will make it spray directly in your face.

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Fall guys

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Oh but I also want a vacation but like also need money for that

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All I want is a new job I miss having money

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I’m so done with being sick 😭 it’s only been two days but I’m over ittttt

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My gut instincts are never wrong

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Carrots, broccoli, and watermelon for my evening snack. 😋 I try not to snack at night but I couldn’t resist.

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Every little thing is gonna be all right

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Sometimes I forget I have a Twitter account. I need to change that

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TIL crows can talk just like parrots WHAT