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Not using this anymore

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@treb0r Still got mine!
It's smaller than I remember it being. I remember people getting annoyed at my speedy text message replies while they were still using alphanumeric keys

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🤣🤣
And all the replies!

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Huey Dewie & Louie (ducks or robots)
The Police
The Jam
Nirvana
Cream
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
The Goodies
The Three Stooges
The New Avengers
The Champions
The Hair Bear Bunch
Venkman Spengler & Stantz
Bananarama
Filthy Rich & Catflap
Athos Porthos & Aramis
1/94

[----- @palengreda]

Out of all the random songs randomly playing in my head when I wake up in the morning - (Everyone gets that right? Surely it's not just me?) - out of all of them this one keeps coming up again and again. Can't think why...
https://t.co/ObE49RvcNd

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See also: Driver ignored sign and got stuck on beach/in concrete/mud/floodwater etc etc

[----- @palengreda]

It's so cute that crossing out names on road signs is all it takes to stop drivers in Iceland from driving any further.
In the UK we have to place bloody great blocks of concrete or planters in the way. And even when we do that, what happens?

[----- @palengreda]

Nice one #OnlyConnect ! 🤣🤣

[----- @palengreda]

Another obscure sample!
1960s British actor David McCallum of all people

https://t.co/lUdFtHAIzt

[----- @palengreda]

😊😊😊

[Inkwell Paul @InkwellPaul]

Last night I dreamt that I missed successive free throws in a high school basketball game. It’s like the dream was misallocated. There’s probably some teenage power forward in Wyoming dreaming about Year 3 maths assessment data.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

What the hell, Everyman Cinemas? I booked the last available seat for Tetris The Movie and the whole row disappeared.

[----- @palengreda]

Wordle 626 1/6

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My starter word came up! 😁

[----- @palengreda]

TODAY: Exactly 20 years since I started as a newbie bike courier
My legs have moved TONNES of stuff around York!

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

This is a thread of new / slang words, from different languages, that were coined for the modern world. I’ll start with this one…

Egérmozi (Hungarian) = watching films or shows on a phone (literally ‘mouse cinema’)

[----- @palengreda]

Next collection: NOW

[----- @palengreda]

https://t.co/plY9OGI1RF

[----- @palengreda]

Today: Bracing December afternoon out on the #NorthYorkMoors 🚲 🌬️🌬️🌬️😃

[----- @palengreda]

had enough

[----- @palengreda]

Seems legit 🤣🤔