paleorobot

paid envelope pusher

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actually i lied here's a selfie

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@amazon Give true love to your workers.

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*my i meant my not me when i said "thanks for coming to me[sic] ted talk"

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Nothing is more annoying than an essay which is separated into a whole bunch of twitter posts. Not only is this completely counter-intuitive to the nature of what twitter is supposed to be, but it also ends up, because of the character limit, flooding people's timelines.

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AND FURTHERMORE

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@LarryBundyJr watching everyone leaving channel awesome: goodbye you

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so i'm doing my college campus band as a euphonium

this is probably going to be me by the end of the term

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twitter notifications then: someone followed you, someone liked or retweeted a post

twitter notifications now: someone you're following shared a post from their fifth cousin and it shows slight relevancy to your interests, someone tweeted and it doesn't relate to you at all

[wint @dril]

propsoing to twitter a groundbreaking event called "The Banquet of Forgiveness" , where every blocked person on every account gets unblocked

[Love Live! Wikia @LL_Wikia]

We're giving away a copy of Mirai no Bokura wa Shitteru yo! Simply follow and RT to take part~
Or get your own copy: https://t.co/6Emoxijh2f

[wint @dril]

folks if you think haunted house is scary this halloween i invite you to look at the damn economy and thj dow jones

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

rt this and hope some really stupid shit is underneath it