Blumpkin Spice Latte

Father of one, master of none.

[Blumpkin Spice Latte @palereast]

@sundayjeff Portrait of a Destitute Podcaster

[Blumpkin Spice Latte @palereast]

@bhuddlez

[Blumpkin Spice Latte @palereast]

I think this is the end of my run on Twitter, fellas. We made a couple good fart jokes and y'know what, we learned a couple things along the way, too. But the loudest and most annoying of us have planted their flag here, and unfortunately they aren't funny

[Brady @pebbut]

if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard

[Blumpkin Spice Latte @palereast]

Everybody with a scrambled egg recipe thinks they make the best scrambled eggs, but we have simply all watched the same Gordon Ramsey video

[wint @dril]

investigate Gallahger death

[wint @dril]

FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK ITHIS GUY IS GOOD!!!

[wint @dril]

jay leno in return for your fucked up fixation with cars you have earned a Kiss from the devil

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

You should be allowed to smoke weed in TJ Maxx

[wint @dril]

should be 2 boxes on the ballot. one to make the gas prices lower, and one to make them higher, and if you vote higher you get your ass beat

[wint @dril]

absolutely block on sight

[Blumpkin Spice Latte @palereast]

@KnowItA98121900 The hypocritical right

[Blumpkin Spice Latte @palereast]

@wumbolivia I definitely get it, I'd do the same lol. I just hate knowing she exists

[☆🩷☠️⭐︎!supanova!⭐︎☠️🩷☆ ⎸⎸ 🕸️MCR5 Truther🕸️ @KlSS4GERARD]

when i tell people i listen to my chemical romance i need them to know i dont just listen to helena or wttbp. i need to let them know that i know the lore…….. i know everything………………….

[wint @dril]

fellas if your girl isnt losing control of her bowels every time you take her to bed "You are not tapping that thing RIGHT!!!"

[wint @dril]

lot of stupid shit going on in my replys. must be FUCK MY ASS day on twitter...

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Almost all children will have had an RSV infection by the time they are 2, and the disease only affects most people for about a week.

But here’s the rub: the disease can become serious in some cases, particularly for infants and older people. https://t.co/QqsPHcMU9P

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Remember when Leslie was listening to WAP for the first time 😭