took a cherry coke to my favorite overlook spot. cop pulls up behind me and points to a no parking sign. i'm still idling, haven't stepped off the bike. i say i'm just looking at the view. he points to the massive house behind us and says "they pay millions for it. you don't."
i’ve only ever met 2 psychology majors and one was a girl who cut herself in front of me and another was a man who said all of his girlfriends were mossad clones of the woman who molested him
@babubarfs my grandpa was married twice before meeting my grandma, who was pregnant and recently widowed, and not a day goes by where they don’t tear up talking about how much they love each other at dinner