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@mariluukkainen The amount of glassware lore required to flex one business-class seat. Genuinely a new high score for consumerism 🏆

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@AllisonRae @fieldinghope @AllisonRae I was there in Spring ‘98, first pressings, smelled the analog smoke. But I’m losing my edge to zoomers who got breastfed to Geogaddi

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@jmwind Pull request approved

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@g0dfr0y Off topic but shouldn’t we at least start calling these “surveillance centers” instead? “Data center” is way too benign sounding to what they actually are

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@mil000 Are we seriously pretending this is not a dog whistle for corporate and state surveillance?

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@itsolelehmann @The_Pro_Invest @SmartFoxDev But you are competing with them. 30 day minimum doesnt change that these are economic substitutes, drawing from same housing stock and demand pressur.

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@ak48503 @sama Write a tweet about pets in codex. Lowercase. Be vague. No em-dashes

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@johndotwills I’m

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@ChillWario @remarks @itsthewealth4me Least delusional US patriot

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@DaveyWithCV @TyofTX @RyanWatkins_ Yes, and that’s why a country with this level of stupidity should not be allowed to govern itself

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If you even remotely had the capability of working in a real Dutch business environment - instead of just ragetweeting about it (in english lol) - you’d know the whole thing is embedded in an English speaking reality: offshore teams, global customers, international ops, all in English.

But sure, keep seething that the Dutch chose winning in the global league over playing language police like the Krauts

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@maxwelltani Recession indicator

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@OMApproach So that’s why elites are building doomsday bunkers in Madagascar and not in New Zealand.

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@Porkchop_EXP @erv1nkl Imagine being this confident while being this oblivious

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@atch300 @koylanai @HEAVYWASH_ @brickroad7 Banger

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@chrisman this is how we see americans btw

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@tallmetommy @lyrverse > Outsourcing your thinking will.

Posts aislop wall of text

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@colejaczko Are you still using 2024 models to generate your slop? At least try to make it look authentic bro

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@BecomingCritter @justalexoki Wonderful

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@darwintojesus I believe in god but trying to find evidence of Him in details like this defeats the whole point of faith. Very ‘The firmament in Genesis is actually describing the atmosphere’-coded.

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@darwintojesus Ironic to use the eye as proof when the eye is literally the thing we use to observe -> we are evaluating the designer’s work WITH the designers work.

Our cognitive toolkit was shaped by whatever process we are judging. Survivorship bias looking at itself in the mirror.