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@mrstevenallen Turns out that it was a bunch of sticks. Was Earhart a witch then?

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@ArfurSmith Someone must have gone for Grumpy Old Farts?

Or was that the working title??

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@joshxhowie Damn - missed you again. A journey totting up to 24hrs from western Canada may have had something to do with it. Not shunning, honest.

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@bbc5live @rickedwards1 Octopus have an arm in TalkTalk? Surely they need the other seven to scupper the BT bid?

- Paul in Lewisham

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@RealTimVine I think that you are on to a winner providing there is a massive Venn diagram overlap of football fans and prog rock geeks.

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@bbc5live @rickedwards1 @rachelburden

RE: condom prices increasing. It's just bog standard Economics 101 - the free market. Also known as stiff competition. Go on Rick try that one.

- Paul in Lewisham

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@rickedwards1 That farmer is too much like Ted & Ralph in The Fast Show talking about the drainage in the lower field.

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@ArfurSmith Figgy Pudding was your first love. Shame that she got edited out of your book.

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@IainDale @LBC Nice. I look forward to muttering all though the holidays "I hate pretty much everything this guy says, but he does make a lot of sense very often. Glad I bought those books he edited, even though I'm still afraid to read the Priti Patel what if? one". Haha - all true.

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https://t.co/4febfzRND6

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@ArfurSmith The only time you'll be an oil painting will be in the reflected rainbow-like petrol spills in that puddle at Balham Sainsburys car park.

(I think that's my most poetic insult ever).

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@mrmarksteel Nice. At the recording I sat down as per instructions from the R4 Hall Monitor/Nurse Ratchett.

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@ArianeSherine Yep. I tell everyone I can whenever such things pop up.

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@PaulCoxComedy I had to fact check that - I was thinking that you had been fooled with some Daily Mail headline generator.

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@TheSimonEvans The Great God of Google presents...

https://t.co/lN0JTeEwOT

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@TheSimonEvans There must be some medical term for instantly getting vertigo whilst sitting in front of a computer.

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@bbc5live @rickedwards1 Hi. Prince William's new pal is Eugene "Levee" - as in that old Led Zep cover "When The Levee Breaks". (Met him once at a Second City comedy charity night, where Shitt's Creek co-star Catherine O'Hara drank me under the table).

- Paul in Lewisham

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@mrmarksteel Am looking forward to the Albany Deptford edition. Key question: may I stand up and move around in my living room, or have to comply with R4 tyrant/ex-headmistress and sit stock in my seat? TIA

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@thefridgeman Yes - I saw this earlier. A nice one for politics, but what impact, if any, will it have on their tennis?