Tuna

[Tuna @palousetuna]

What was here to be found was not a thing, but a tale. This world. Which seems to us a thing of stone and flower and blood is not a thing at all, but a tale.

Priest speaking to Billy Parnham in "The Crossing"

[Tuna @palousetuna]

“You get bogged down while he continues doing what he’s doing.”

https://t.co/QuLll75pSi

[Tuna @palousetuna]

@Protestia Effeminate

[Tuna @palousetuna]

@JomboyMedia I’d bet my life that Parney did it on purpose

[Tuna @palousetuna]

Imagine if ABS measured pine tar

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today in 1983, George Brett is called out at Yankee Stadium after an upper deck homer off Goose Gossage when Billy Martin points out he (technically) has too much pine tar on his bat. As you may recall, this did not sit particularly well with George.

[Tuna @palousetuna]

Chop chop

[Bartolo Colón @BColon40]

My 583 Cal Ripken Jr.’s 2,632
(Helmet Losses)    (Consecutive Games)
            🤝
Never Being Broken

[Tuna @palousetuna]

Said this multiple times last week.

The rise of patriotism may be Trump’s greatest and most consequential achievement.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

What would America have looked like in July 2026 if Kamala Harris had won. Can people not run these simulations in their minds, and compare outcomes?Super glad I supported Trump in 2024. Not even a question!

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

What would America have looked like in July 2026 if Kamala Harris had won. Can people not run these simulations in their minds, and compare outcomes?Super glad I supported Trump in 2024. Not even a question!

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Erling Haaland has explained that he plays for Norway because he's Norwegian, despite being born in England

Weird how that works

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

“We wish you a happy 250th Patriot”

[Tuna @palousetuna]

I love this place

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Amen. America is not an idea. It is not a piece of paper. America is a specific people, and it is the people who make America great.

[Tuna @palousetuna]

@JustinEGiboney If you love this this - you’re the target

In reality - this goes 3 ways

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

[Tuna @palousetuna]

@NeilShenvi Maybe that’s the answer.

Maybe it’s not “White Nationalism”

[Tuna @palousetuna]

They always spell my name wrong at Starbucks

[Tuna @palousetuna]

“Life begins at conception. Any gestational life while on American soil is subject to the jurisdiction thereof.”

ACB (probably)

[Bo French @bofrench]

Any third worlder who happens to be here for the World Cup can now spit out a baby and Amy Coney Barret believes that soccer fan is magically “subject to the jurisdiction” of the United States. Insane.

[Cary Cheshire @CaryCheshireTX]

"John Roberts has made his decision; now let him enforce it!"

It is time for red states to lead where the Supreme Court has failed.

There are no federal birth certificates.

Texas and other states must refuse to issue them to children born to non-citizens. #txlege

[Tuna @palousetuna]

Textualists are liberals

Right here and there, but ultimately it’s enlightenment hogwash that requires no wisdom

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

My take on SCOTUS:

Originalism > Textualism

[Tuna @palousetuna]

@not_our_guy @NeilShenvi @douglaswils is a real estate kingpin

but not in the way @mpdailynews thinks