Ryan Pal

I make games 👨‍💻 and this is where I scream into the void 🗣️

@xArtisanalGames @WildernessP2E @elochessclub | @IITKanpur

#BTC Maxi

[Ryan Pal @palryan]

They don’t even know about my banger tweets with 2 likes at times

[Ryan Pal @palryan]

2022: What is a woman?
2026: What is a ceasefire?

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

I went to the doctors recently.

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”.

I asked: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”

He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

so the conspiracy theorists were right about literally everything?

[Tim @leerawllings]

🧘🏽‍♂️

[evening @eveningxbt]

by age 21 you should have gambled your net worth at least twice

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

ADHD is having one (1) single appointment at 3 PM and realizing that the entire day leading up to it is now legally designated as "Waiting Mode."

I cannot start a project. I cannot relax. I cannot even do a 5-minute chore. I am simply a human loading screen for a 20-minute meeting that hasn’t happened yet.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

people really don’t understand how big of a deal quantum entanglement is. literal proof that focused observation affects outcomes bc everything that exists is interwoven by an infinite cosmic web and folks still say manifestation is bs… baby thats just how the universe works lol

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

This is the future

[Stoner Barbie @stonersvilla]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[Crypto Fergani @cryptofergani]

Me listening to a couple of normal people talk about cryptocurrency

[Mads @europemaxxed]

better than watching the ball drop

[Ryan Pal @palryan]

Man tried every bio-hack to find out love is the answer

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

human biology literally self-terminates without love. it also self-terminates in acrimony.

human biology thrives and even rejuvenates itself in the elixir of love.

[Ryan Pal @palryan]

The contrarian in me hates every tweet of mine with any engagement

[gfl @gofuckinglong]

you met me in a rather illiquid period of my life