paul o shit

post pubescent

[paul o shit @palstatt]

usually, as a grown man, when i fall on the ground, grasping my knee and wailing, that means my knee hurts so much that i don’t get up 15 seconds later and start playing 30 minutes of soccer

[paul o shit @palstatt]

@TrueAnonPod @HenMazzig she call me israeli music the way i tassa her dudu

[paul o shit @palstatt]

mitch johnson looks like if tom hanks had sex with, and miraculously impregnated, elon musk

[paul o shit @palstatt]

who else here is still eating halal after swine flu 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️#longh1n1survivor

[paul o shit @palstatt]

They’ve explored each others bodies, haven’t they…

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbour pose together at the ‘Stranger Things 5’ premiere in Hollywood.

(🎥: @DEADLINE)

[paul o shit @palstatt]

this dumbass said MANGYNA

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Supposedly an unprecedented 2.2 million turnout with 60% above 45 years old. I am going to be an optimist and say @andrewcuomo is going to get the win. If he fails to win, it’s because @CurtisSliwa cares more about himself than NYC. Let’s never forget that.

If Andrew wins, he is going to be a great mayor. Why? Because he will owe nothing to the Democratic Party and he will be working only for his legacy. He can therefore do whatever is right for NYC for the long term without worrying about the political consequences.

@realDonaldTrump is going to want to work with Cuomo to Make NY Great Again, MNYGA. Say: ManyGA

I think the President and Cuomo respect each other which increases the chances they will work well together.

We will know supposedly by 9:30pm.

Say a prayer.

[paul o shit @palstatt]

people at the gym are so obsessed with doing a machine backwards, as if they found the “secret way” to exercise that the manufacturer didn’t want you to know about

[paul o shit @palstatt]

we must vanquish this demon

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

SAM ALTMAN: “A kid born today will never be smarter than AI, ever … We will think how bad those people of the 2000’s had it.”

[paul o shit @palstatt]

husbands are being disrespected left and right! i didn’t watch 10 seasons of love island and 20 seasons of real housewives to not be invited to “girls night”!

[paul o shit @palstatt]

playing elden ring again got me wanting to explore places like this

[paul o shit @palstatt]

@ZohranKMamdani bro we need the letterboxd account plz. i ranked you 1-5 i need something in return.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Just saw #BroadcastNews. Damn good movie. Does anyone else see a physical resemblance b/w #HollyHunter's Jane and @brielarson?

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

A very special message from Wong Kar Wai 🌹

Premiering exclusively on @criterionchannl later this year: BLOSSOMS SHANGHAI, Wong Kar Wai's first-ever original series — all 30 episodes! Get ready.

[paul o shit @palstatt]

some guy just hiccuped in my ear what the fuck?

[paul o shit @palstatt]

@carmental you…. 👉💫… are hot

[paul o shit @palstatt]

This is the gayest shit i’ve ever seen

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Heavenly Father, please protect Israel and her people …your chosen people. Forgive them and guide them as they strike at the head of the snake. We pray that you spare innocent lives and provide swift justice to those who forsake your name. We pray in Jesus name, Amen.

[paul o shit @palstatt]

why did i think they were in soul ties?

[paul o shit @palstatt]

it’s undignified that they make ariana hang around the islanders. she should be their queen. maya jama is never within 20 feet of her subjects. she would never let them touch her.

[paul o shit @palstatt]

and just like that finale better have SJP full frontal marky mark style or i’ll blow my head off william h macy style

[paul o shit @palstatt]

agassi handing the second place dish to sinner “this is a great surface for doing lines”