carmentally unstable

Behind every strong woman is an even stronger cobbler.

[carmentally unstable @carmental]

why are these pictures of my cat not the most famous photos in the world?

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@notnotnuanced Say it with your CHEST!

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@notnotnuanced We’re so lucky to be living through this

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@notnotnuanced 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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If you’ve sifted through the T-shirt section of any thrift store you’ve come across this exact shirt at least once, and in my case, 30+ times. Genuinely one of the most over-produced and over-donated items around.

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

BREAKING: Utah Department of Public Safety and FBI say they are seeking a "person of interest" in connection with the shooting of Charlie Kirk — NBC News

[wint @dril]

when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

[carmentally unstable @carmental]

It’s amazing to me that he’s the worst part of his self-titled show

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Jerry Seinfeld compared the #FreePalestine movement to the KKK:

“Just say you don’t like Jews. By saying ‘Free Palestine,’ you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ OK that’s honest.”

More: https://t.co/ZRv4O1LXOM

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Wait I don’t want to go to bed tonight cuz then I’ll have to stop looking at my phone !!!!!

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Charlie Kirk: dead ✅
Phillies: destroying the Mets ✅
My ass: fat ✅

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s

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just caught a glimpse of myself with a lil spaghetti sauce stain around my lips and got suuuuuuch an ick

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@perfectwoman666 Teaaaaa

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and yeah I’m talking to you

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thinking about how goofy it is that some bird’s can’t fly… like babes that’s your whole class’s thing. get a grip. ur telling me bugs fly but some of u just waddle around? get real

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does anyone wanna listen to my first soundcloud dj mix of electronica/house/dance music or is everyone mad at me
https://t.co/e1zwDWjbG1

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@anniebriated chills

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@palstatt Miss that freak…

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lost $60 in Atlantic City but my Life is still High

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Does the NBA allow 5’3 thick Latinas to be sweat mopper uppers just curious

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coworker told me I was “the best female ping pong player he’s ever encountered”

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Just passed my old cobbler in Austin, Texas… miss his ass…