pammybean

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man.

[pammybean @pammybean]

@LadyColinCampb Our thoughts are with you, Lady C and Aurora. ❤️

[pammybean @pammybean]

@HalfwayPost No, no, MAGA is not a cult at all

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Before coffee: I hate everybody

After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

[pammybean @pammybean]

@dieworkwear I only ever call it Twitter. And I'm never corrected, so it's the perfect crime.

[pammybean @pammybean]

@keithedwards I did die last month. I got better!

[pammybean @pammybean]

@WIONews @BislaDiksha That's approx $16m more than American billionaires pay. Good on him.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"We don’t need schools, libraries, and the government to be "run like a business." We need them be run like public services that advance the health and well being of all people."

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

If "are you fucking kidding me" was a person.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

[Covie @covie_93]

If the 14th amendment was only meant to protect the “babies of slaves” then the 2nd Amendment is only meant to protect the right to own a musket.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

April Fools Day simply doesn't work on this site because there is stuff on here all day every day which is impossible to tell if it's parody or not..

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell.
Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

If I have to pay $6 to rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.

[pammybean @pammybean]

@Maga_Trigger 11.

[Captain James T. Kirk @CaptKirkJamesT]

#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜 https:/

[pammybean @pammybean]

Hey, Nick Carraway is finally on Twitter, that's cool

[sophie @netcapgirl]

i know a guy in his 40s who’s handsome, super wealthy, throws huge parties at his long island mansion, war veteran, into jazz…

and yet he spends many of his nights staring across the manhasset bay wondering why he’s unable to find true love

is modern dating really this broken?

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I caught my husband cheating on me at a Nirvana concert and now I feel stupid and contagious.

[pammybean @pammybean]

I never said sorry, @agirlnamedalia