Panda

Kung Fu panda. Or tech geek who likes funny stuff. Same thing.

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster Listen, it's MY box of cables. Don't touch em.

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster I love you but also support her decision to not indulge in excitement. I will also not indulge you. Lol. Xo

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster Wait... What? Why is that a thing? Did they eat a tide pod first?

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster Seems like a perfect time for a mental breakdown.

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster But I thought it was Tuesday so this is better for me.

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster ..... Got told to switch to decaf. Can confirm caffeine has no impact, I just really like coffee.

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster We already know it's not too harsh, we should say much clearer instruction on how he sucks and he doesn't care.

[Panda @pandaherber]

@DENAirport Does your plan involve a walking option between gates? Trams are only worthwhile if they work....

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster And now you understand why I turned out the way I did....

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster Everyone loves a little snoopy

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump But if Trump isn't on X, where do I get my humor for the day?

[Panda @pandaherber]

@thisone0verhere Would absolutely follow him down. As long as he agreed to a hoodie over a cardigan

[Panda @pandaherber]

@buitengebieden @TXMomster you have work to do! Get those fat cats working!

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster I feel like you found the perfect job then....

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster This is very true.

[Panda @pandaherber]

This is me. I try to look dangerous. I don't actually look dangerous but I try.

[Panda @pandaherber]

@TXMomster I lean towards bunny

[Panda @pandaherber]

This is what I look like standing over the container of Oreos. I am a proud trash panda.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

“I’m ready” 😂

[Panda @pandaherber]

Ok this is just too adorable. Pandas!