Pandalyst 🐼📊

Here for the bamboo, good analyses, some science and quality memes🎍Always looking for inspiration. I’ll find creative ways to disappoint you 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@coinage_media will this be discussed sers?

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

„hello sir. can I have my job back? yes I’m poor again… yes #Bitcoin dead“

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

CRYPTO HEDGE FUND THREE ARROWS CAPITAL IS FACING $400 MILLION IN LIQUIDATIONS -COINDESK $BTC

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@YodaResearch 🫣

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@YodaResearch bruh is this list real… fn hell we’re fked

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@crypto_pb … featuring weak design which made it inevitable 😄😭

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

In 1971 when I was a young clerk on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, the United States ran out of money and defaulted on its debts. That's right, the US ran out of money. (1/6)

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@YodaResearch ty! 🫡 I actually learned sth

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@YodaResearch fck me 😳 forgive me master I was too bullish and didn’t listen

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Oh nothing, just business outlooks crashing to depression levels

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

Dear diary,
today I saw a green car. this is definitely a signal. must be bullish

sincerely yours

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

No bloodbath today #FOMC

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@YodaResearch @swissborg sus. they said everything is ok regarding the $stETH/ $ETH prob

I think #chsb is more sifu than safu

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@YodaResearch can’t make this stuff up 😄 wonder wen @investanswers will lose all his credibility… would be a good short position

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

Even bitboy? 😄 hodl $cel (i’m joking)

[Discover Crypto | AI Investing @DiscoverCrypto]

How Celsius and @Mashinsky are ACTIVELY SCAMMING PEOPLE RIGHT NOW THREAD:

Our account rep at @CelsiusNetwork is @ronald_loh. He told us we had enough money in our account to pay off a loan. But we can’t use money in our account. We HAVE TO SEND CELSIUS MORE MONEY TO PAY IT OFF.

[Joshua Browder @Joshuabrowder]

If you have under $10,000-25,000 with @CelsiusNetwork (or any crypto exchange that has frozen your funds), here is a step by step guide on how to get your money back ahead of everyone else using the law:

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@YodaResearch but who will be our bagholders then

[Pandalyst 🐼📊 @pandalyst]

@stableguvnor @YodaResearch that shit is over sooner or later. too much resemblance with $ust (I know about the higher collateral), tron is a copy eth and Justin is Do with immunity… what could go wrong 😄

[Felipe Demartini @namcios]

1/ Celsius Network:

Here’s everything you need to know to understand what’s going on.

What is Celsius? What went wrong? What can we learn from it?

A thread summarizing a report @dylanleclair and I published yesterday for Bitcoin Magazine PRO subscribers… 🧵

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@PeterTheTerran 🤞