Helio Centrism

Libtard|Earthling|Heckler|Hecklee 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🏒
Space travel micro-financier
#GoHabsGo
#BLM #LGBTQ #FBR

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

To the people saying it must have been staged because @chrisrock "braced for it":
He literally saw Will Smith coming and it wasn't to give him a hug. Give the man some credit. Heck, Dubya ducked not one, but two flying sandals.

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@CalltoActivism "Does that hand make my butt look big?"

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@TheRealDudja I plainly read all of these in my head until I got to

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@MadScientistFF The best style is the one you're about to eat.

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@TrialLawyerRich @EdKrassen "LawN Order!"

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@EdKrassen "Stoll" means awesome in German. The election was certainly "stollen"

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@CrystalHope1979 @elonmusk @catturd2 Catturd's block list is at least me long.

[Medeya @Medeya]

@BornAKang Pause… you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

Kanye: I lost a billion in a day
Elon: Hold my beer

#TwitterTakeover

[Art Forest @theartforest]

Will smiths full acceptance speech for best actor pt 1 #Oscars2022 #willsmith

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@davidmackau Prednisone is a helluva drug

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@DocAtCDI

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

I've been driving for 25+ years. Zero accidents. I feel so foolish for having worn my seatbelt all these years. I could have had my freedom. No more of this tyranny! I'll be selling my airbags on Craigslist. Anyone know how I can remove them without deploying them?

#freedumb

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

How can you predict if you'd be an asymptomatic spreader of COVID? Ask yourself : "Are my farts silent yet deadly?"

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

The right is now telling people to inhale hydrogen peroxide via a nebulizer to prevent COVID-19.

This unvaccinated man says it cleans out the virus after his maskless trips to the movie theater and prevents the effects of “vaxxed-out people from shedding all over” him.

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@patriottakes Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have H20."
The second one says "I'll have H2O too."
The second one died.

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@KaylaChowShow The Departed

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@DocAtCDI He put his skills to the testes

[Helio Centrism @pandumbass]

@TTercjak Elizabeth Holmes: "Bitch stole my look!"