Smellan Badley

Recently retired! Fmr: @VICENEWS @RealTimers @Bulbapedia

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

Thought this was the guy who wanted to get on SNL by rapping about school shootings

[Cobra Trading @cobra_trading]

Top day traders already choose Cobra Trading
Now you can too - PDT rule officially gone June 4th!
No more barriers. Get in early 🔥

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

@thehorizon2b2t Earths goated 🔥

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

A truly beautiful interaction that, from both perspectives, showcases the value in just talking to random people on some bullshit. There's magic in these words.

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Men use sexuality to intimidate, to frighten, to unsettle. I use it as a language. Turning their favorite weapon into their discomfort is one of my favorite games. It is their turn now.

[Clippd @gotclippd]

Clavicular was HUMILIATED after trying the viral 6 7 challenge and claims that being sober NERFED his physical capabilities 💀

“Bro if i had m*th…. if I had m*th…”

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

Beast mode

[New York Post @nypost]

Drunk driver jingled keys at bar patrons begging him not to drive before speeding off and killing Nassau County cop: DA https://t.co/tOjcDl7nSn

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

Having a Before Sunrise-ass evening with the Mexican homie and finding out he’s Filipino at the very end

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

Lots of humanoids here that work really well. Blaziken, Infernape, Rillaboom, Meowscarada all fan favorites for a good reason. But yeah man Inteleon fucking blows, some of these are so horrid lmao.

Lots of bad quadrupedal designs too. Samurott sucks.

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

If you really look at these all at once, this isn't really even the case, it's just that the gen 6 starters were themed after RPG classes and it didn't really land, and then Inteleon (and to a lesser extent Incineroar and Quaquaval) is just REALLY REALLY bad, bc it's humanoid

[9millimeter @Yung_Wooloo]

Not to be a PokeBoomer but you can clearly tell there was a shift in pokemon starter design away from animals and towards anthropomorphic mascots starting around gen 6 and it really sucks man

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

Alright joke's shot pack it up

[Clippd @gotclippd]

Clavicular got DENIED entry by BUFFMAXXED bouncers for not having ID then proceeded to try and BRUTALLY DANCEMOG his way into the club 😭

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

@QueenLilligant @unlmtdbldwrks @ColonelAngus898 @chuggaaconroy Beasted on em

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

@notbenfish Lmao

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

Shit bangs

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

There's only one person that can unite America once and for all at Super Bowl 61

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

God give these poor benighted people Taco Bell

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

mcdonald's in the past couple of years (in the uk at least) has gone for this very weird marketing choice where they've moved away from a family-friendly image to instead targeting 13 year olds in tracksuits who listen to dril and go to maccies after school

[himbo lover @yandjoshi]

it took aragon 3 four hour films to lock in against a disembodied sauron with some claires jewelry. hoes forget jamie was moving in westeros like king von in chicago at 16 he was beefing with crazy inbred hoes with rabies and wildfire nukes all around him

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

Is he..?

[ClipsHQ @ClipingHQ]

Clavicular sent himself $4,000 from Stacy’s phone after paying for the whole night, and when she realized the money was gone, she was almost in TEARS😳👀😢

“i charge to hangout with me, it’s not free”

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

@DavidPoole18 @Mrgunsngear

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

@AtxDem Amazing

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

Mack Hollins out with season-ending freakazoid injury

[Evan Lazar @ezlazar]

#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel says the team won’t be opening the IR-return window for WR Mack Hollins (abdomen) today.

[Smellan Badley @pankocrust]

@AtxDem I hope so!

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇 @ouma_neko]

I asked my wife a serious life-and-death question.

“If I died while cheating… mid-mission… in another man’s house… what would you do?”

She didn’t even blink. She said, “I won’t mourn. And even if I cry, it will be fake. Very fake.”

I tried to defend myself. Asked, “Why are you so cold?”

She flipped the script like VAR in the 90th minute: “What if someone’s husband dies while having sex with me? Will you forgive me?”

Silence. My ancestors logged out. My Wi-Fi disconnected. Marriage council adjourned indefinitely.

Now I’m at Garden City Mall, roaming around like a confused gazelle, looking for Tusker Lager to process this trauma.

Marriage is not a partnership. It’s a courtroom. And questions can be used against you without warning. 🍺

RIP Festus Amimo you served well at Radio Mayienga, Mayienga yengo piny.