no no you dont understand, i won't feel comfortable participating in the world until i've caught up on all 5000+ years of human civilization. i just like to know what's going on is all :)
Riding the bus and i have to press a button to stop the bus? No thank you? i'll get out, jump in front, and push the bus backwards, cheek pressed against the windshield while digging my heals into the concrete, like a regualr new yorker thank you