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y’all ever eat grass and just hang out in a field all day?

[cow @pantlerr]

They blew Martha’s Vineyard clean off the map :/

[✨🎶Kristennnn🍉✨ @singingsox]

Huge explosion in Massachusetts just now… thought it was a transformer or something, but apparently people across the state heard it so, uhhhh

[cow @pantlerr]

Do you think she ever got that lipstick out of her Valentino white bag?

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Got the Pokemon Kanto jacket…. I’m not shutting up about it

[cow @pantlerr]

We’re both boys 😔

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

How do couples that stays together and doing it raw avoid pregnancy? I'm curious 👀

[cow @pantlerr]

Bought my first home at the age of 27, hard work and grinding really does pay off 😤

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Someone’s gotta look into the multiples of 7… they just don’t sit right with me

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Forced to my dog off at the Santa parade something about elf shortages

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This year we getting holly and if we feeling it jolly

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Obsessed with my dads girlfriend yassifying him every time she posts him on FB

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He’s not done but he can be a hat rn

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I like dropping subtle hints that i want to go to big y

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Student just attempted to lock me in a closet happy 9 am on a Monday!

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Hanging with my grandmother at replacement bar for my bar that burned down this week don’t text

[cow @pantlerr]

I wish my schools math mascot didn’t evoke the same level as fear as someone holding a gun to my head

[cow @pantlerr]

Officially can’t afford therapy, favorite bar burned down last night…. November please slow it down

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Knew i had a fun costume bc i walked into the bar and audible heard “what the fuck” by 4 different 60+ year old men

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I’m so fucking scared rn why am i this high up

[cow @pantlerr]

No work tomorrow (schools closed) and potential rapture? Yeah we going OUT tonight.

[cow @pantlerr]

yummy water straight from my kitchen sink ❤️❤️

[cow @pantlerr]

Did a big boy thing and I’m very proud of myself won’t get into details but feel free to hype me up a lil 🫣