Pantry Cat

Im a cat, all up in your pantry

[Pantry Cat @pantrycat]

Meow

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

RT if u love seinfeld more than ur family

[mtobey @mtobey]

"One." -Adam Duritz at a Sheryl Crow concert

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

friends dont let friends watch friends

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

just posted a new howl https://t.co/X4W8k5rnoM

[Matt Albie @MattAlbie60]

About to do Studio 60 panel #SXSW2016

[mtobey @mtobey]

If every day is a winding road, no day is a winding road.

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Nobody likes me please rt

[Pantry Cat @pantrycat]

I just had a job fall through. This is as painful as the Breaking Bad episode where Skyler dies (a little on the inside)

[mtobey @mtobey]

There's a special place in Hell for anyone who buys into my new Styx-view luxury timeshares.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

rt if ur life is a botomless sea of confusion

& the only thing u know for certain

is that u wish seinfeld still on tv w brand new epsodes

[TNG Season 8 @TNG_S8]

The @TNG_S8 book is out today! I have some extras, so RT this for a chance to get a signed copy!

#data&geordi4eva

http://t.co/A10T6XHaAd

[Aaron Blitzstein @AaronBlitzstein]

John Lennon would have been 75 today and probably a judge on America's Got Talent.

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

I can't think of a single reason a 23 year old wouldn't be able to write an intimate, nuanced portrait of a dissolving middle-aged marriage

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

John Boenher BERST in to jery apertment

he is orange bc of kenny rogers red lite

he slam $100 on the counter

JOHN: IM OUT OF THE CONGRESS

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

RT if @SeinfeldToday is straight up garbage

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

Polaroid (34 months) said his BFF is a coyote named Bagel. We didn't believe him until we saw them sharing vegan honey near the peace bench.