Spruce Willis

don’t take any wooden nickels

[Boris Bardamu @SpicySorrow]

If aliens land im gonna roll up in my volvo and rape one.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Bron’s Best @LBJsBest]

This vid of LeBron leading the 2016 Cavs 3-1 comeback still gives me chills 🔥👑

(vid: @bronhistory)

[tyran stokes @tyran_stokes]

Rock chalk!!

[Bronny @__bronny]

Yo con mi semen: jajajaj hice una telaraña en mi mano

LeBron con su semen:

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

PA ANNOUNCER: It’s third down…

Me this Fall:

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor

LET THE BODIES HIT THE…

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

Heard you.

[Big Rob @bigrobbbbbbbb]

This one is for Tiger

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

Out drove Tiger Woods today .

[Spruce Willis @pants_ls]

@trevor_moorman 🤝 Tiger Woods
Getting a DUI

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

Tiger Woods is both the best and worst driver in history

[captainmhmhmmh @elcapitan678]

Tiger Woods drives a car exactly how you would think a black Asian drives

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

a jewish guy asked for my number i told him we use names now

[chance @chanceposts]

Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Threw up after my 7th margarita, guess I'm allergic to limes

[Spruce Willis @pants_ls]

@TheFieldOf68 #doublefaggotspecial