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@reddit_lies Who needs cops? 🤣

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@FreddyLA7 I think Europe's "No Air Conditioning" policies may qualify you for asylum here. Are there any immigration lawyers out there who'd like to file for Freddy?

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@QueenEmyB1 @TheKevinDalton In so many more ways than one...

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@TwaddictsRUs @tatereeves You sure used a lot of words to say "I don't understand this ruling."

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@infantrydort Not only did their best and brightest die in their wars, their most adventurous and entrepreneurial immigrated to North America over the last 500 years, and continue to do so, further depleting their genetic talent pool.

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@BarbMcQuade Independent = Unaccountable

Show me in the Constitution where an "independent civil service" was established.

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@FreddyLA7 <Narator Voice Over> And just like that, all of America started rooting for Germany.

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@POB4LIFE What is this, "Take Your Daughter to Work Day?"

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I hear the horrific stories of the rape gangs that have operated in the UK for at least 20 years, likely much longer, and I suspect one day we will learn the same thing has been happening in the United States.

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

Tom Homan drops a heartbreaking bombshell: "We just found one two days ago. A 14-year-old little girl. Living with two adult males.

We found her, she’s pregnant. From tr-fficking forced into pr*stitution. 14 years old. We are taking care of her. Both physically and mentally.”

You can thank Biden's open borders for this horror. Thank God the Trump administration is working to find all of these innocent kids and save them.

#lawenforcement

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@AGHamilton29 Well obviously, if you kill off the old and infirm with heat, your socialist healthcare program doesn't have to pay for their care. It is a feature, not a fault.

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@Newsforce Talk about "Orwellian..."

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@SSWorks Are they going to get benefits commensurate with their higher contribution? If not, then no. In reality, scrap the entire system.

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@BuzzPatterson I think it might be more accurate to say COWBOYS are built different. There is an old story about how to become a bull rider. Put a handful of marbles in your mouth. Every time you ride a bull, spit out a marble. When you've lost all your marbles, you're officially a bull rider!

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@RupertLowe10 "...sexually assault, rape, OR murder a child..."

Fixed it for ya...

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@shaunvlog_ I think you might qualify for asylum for that whole "you can't have air conditioning" thing going on over there.

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@kingkapoor72 @RupertLowe10 ...but feet first.

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@RupertLowe10 Gary Plauch�� agrees with you, right @jplauche?

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@HLC_actual Sounds like they are establishing evidence to go after you for loss of business income while your paint dries. It's time to get into a defensive stance.

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@TRobinsonNewEra

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@nettermike We really need to go back to the system that only allows landowners to vote.