P.A. Olsen

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

@JimGaffigan Dear Jim, Thanks for your thoughts on Trump, etc. If you lose all your fans, I’m here for you. I’ll cook spaghetti for your entire family, if you need food. Yay for you.

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

@maximusupinNYc Yes, please provide information. Thanks

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

📺 NEW VIDEO

Retweet if you believe Donald Trump is dancing on the graves of Americans that didn’t have to die #TrumpGraveDancer

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

@cgrindrod Should have quoted, not copied, because now I feel creepy for using “lmao” with my daughter’s good friend….

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Retweet if you’d heard of Juneteenth.

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Dr. Birx is going to leave a horrible legacy. It's one thing to be a cynical paid fixer. It's worse, in my eyes, to be the expert who props up the mad king. I get that it's an emergency & I understand the theoretical strategy she may think she's pursuing, but it's a moral horror.

[UW Medicine @UWMedicine]

Retweet to applaud our healthcare workers at UW Medicine and around the world!

We cannot thank you enough for your commitment to saving lives. #WorldHealthDay

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[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

So @realDonaldTrump wants to make mental fitness for the presidency an issue in this campaign!

I say, let’s do it!

All in favor, please retweet!

[Jonathan Martin @jmart]

What would Senate Democrats have said if Obama had routinely ridiculed McConnell as a turtle? Or how about Senate Republicans if Bush had called Daschle “Little Tom”

If not universal pretty overwhelming condemnation, I’d venture.

https://t.co/5h3BTsbfyo

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

@rachelheldevans Thank you

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

@StuffCCLikes This is good work. Let me know how people can help.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

.@ThePlumLineGS & @gtconway3d rightly say too few people are making this central argument for impeaching Trump. But I’ve made it repeatedly as has @walterdellinger. So if you want it to get more attention, please consider retweeting.

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

@PJHughes45 Usually better if you mix cat food broth, in my experience

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

@Brandon_Warne @PJHughes45 The Lord’s work

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

3/3 In his impotent rage, the MT announces, "All the money in the kingdom is mine! I will summon the greatest builders in the land, and we will build my Monument with money that is no longer needed by our soldiers and their families! I AM STUPENDOUS! AND I AM BRILLIANT." THE END

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

2/3 And then the foreigners refuse to pay, and Turdwaddle fumes. So the Magnificent announces that his own administrators and governors will pay for the Monument. And the ministers and governors refuse, and Turdwaddle stews.

[P.A. Olsen @paolsen]

1/3 Wondering if anyone else feels like they're living in a old-time satire. "The Magnificent Turdwaddle announces to his subjects that he will build a tremendous monument to MT's brilliance. It will be tall, concrete, see-through, and paid for by our foreign friends (or enemies)

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

1. God never actually speaks to Nehemiah
2. Nehemiah didn't build wall to keep out refugees
3. There's nothing abt immigration/border control law in the Bible
4. Nehemia was 500 yrs before Christ aka it's not Christian
5. Nehemia was a eunuch
6. You're comparing Trump to a eunuch

[Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) @rachelheldevans]

Mike Pence is just as dishonest, unethical, racist, misogynistic, and dangerous as Donald Trump. Because standing there with a Bible tucked under your arm while someone lies and abuses power and makes racist & sexist comments and enacts inhumane policies is called *complicity.*