Max

Yes everything has to be a joke.

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All this to rush for 36 yards

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

7am caffeine and nicotine

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@eadiaz57 @antonkostalas @OrangeandBlues_

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@Funi0nz @MsMeowkinz 😭😭😭😭

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This exact graphic made me binge this and ehhhhhh

[MovieTalks🎬🍿 @jackofficial_01]

Still thinking about this 10/10 masterpiece

[Max @papasciatica]

@Jlaraz_ @glitchtoriches I just went didn’t work

[Max @papasciatica]

@OrangeandBlues_

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

The Mets beat Atlanta 6-4 tonight and are now 61-41 which is 3 games ahead of St Louis for the best record in the NL.

Jose Reyes and David Wright each homered in the win.

[Max @papasciatica]

@OrangeandBlues_ @WrestlingNewsCo 😭😭😭 just absolutely insane to do again at that age. Can you imagine a royal rumble right now with them today

[Max @papasciatica]

@panerabread this is avocado toast? For real?

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@glitchtoriches Lmaoooo turned on notifications to get absolutely played

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@GlitchedDeals Turning on notifications ever since I got butthurt I missed out on the MagSafe cases.

W

[Max @papasciatica]

Lindor jerseys for the fam. After one wash. @End_Fanatics

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Bet the house on Mitch over on boards

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

UD: "Immediately after the game I texted Kel'el Ware and said: 'Get all the film with Mitchell Robinson…watch every offensive rebound he got on you…He said: 'You're absolutely right, Imma get the film and it won't happen again'…They got the Knicks on Monday so we gonna see it"

[Max @papasciatica]

Opened the app, saw this man eloquently murder another man with words and I’m done for the night.

[Nik Boyle @NikBoyle]

Book first class or fly private if humanity offends you. Otherwise, spare us the influencer martyrdom. Airport lounges aren’t sanctuaries for the elite — they’re glorified waiting rooms with beige carpets and self-importance.

Paying Amex for the privilege of eating microwaved pasta among the “wealth-adjacent” while tweeting your suffering is performance comedy. Either fly private or accept that you’re not special.

[Max @papasciatica]

@JoshEberley Forgive me if I’m wrong but is this worldwide viewers? If so makes sense, Toronto is the only team Canada has and the dodgers have a lot of Japanese players that’s bringing in a lot of foreign viewers vs the NFL.

[Max @papasciatica]

Hey @BrooklynNets are you guys going to host the watch party for game 4 of the ECF?

[Max @papasciatica]

@TheZodiacGM And I’m a believerrrrr

[Max @papasciatica]

Unnecessarily wild shit

[The Zodiac GM @TheZodiacGM]

Very intriguing. This trade benefits both sides.

Knicks Starting Synergy: A+
🔵Towns (scorpio)
🔵Anunoby (cancer)
🔵Bridges (virgo)
🔵Hart (pisces)
🔵Brunson (virgo)

T'Wolves Starting Synergy: A-
🔵Gobert (cancer)
🟢Randle (sagittarius)
🟢McDaniels (libra)
🟢Edwards (leo)
🟢Conley (libra)

Randle's energy is a great fit next to Edwards.

Towns fits in PERFECT with the Knicks.

[Max @papasciatica]

Chris go punch this guy in the face too please. Thanks.

[Chris Childs @ChrisChilds001]

When the HATE don’t work they start telling lies!

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Mikal Bridges on the Knicks team bus leaving TD Garden

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@BenRitholtzNBA @JoshEberley I still think IBB has to be the worst in all sports. Imagine just having an option to forgo the toughest matchup whenever you want

[Max @papasciatica]

@JoshEberley I’m late to this and although I agree with it sucking I think the the most anti fun thing has to be the IBB in baseball. Oh I just get to choose not to face the best hitter? What?