Mr. Tony

I am an Actor, Writer, Father, Philanthropist, and Maker of Short Lists.

[Mr. Tony @paperbagactor]

Looking at the dusty rain coming down, the first of many.
Thinking about the past and seeing the future ahead.
She now knows what the world is like and for her, today was a good day.

[Mr. Tony @paperbagactor]

Whoever wrote this article has never read Macbeth. Nor have they studied Shakespeare. Pick a different play. https://t.co/pbKIvSHJXl

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

To boil it down to the bare essence:

SCOTUS yesterday: states have no right to restrict guns.

SCOTUS today: states have exclusive right to restrict abortion.

Which is it, SCOTUS?

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Retweet if you believe Election Day should be a federal holiday.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

This is a minor hurdle that the Democrats will turn into an insurmountable foe.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

1 in 500.

For those who can get vaccinated, please do. It could be the difference between life and death. https://t.co/n02bQMOicF

[Ginger Gibson @GingerGibson]

This concept continues to confuse people – men, mostly men – about when “six weeks of pregnancy” actually happens. So I thought, maybe a thread would help, so political twitter can stop arguing about basic medical facts. 1/

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

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Perfect example of how a society comes to normalize mass death over time

[Laurie Garrett @Laurie_Garrett]

An unvaxed teacher carrying the #DeltaVariant, with mild #COVID19 symptoms passed virus to 55% of students, as far away as 5 rows, while reading to class w/out wearing a mask. Marin, California.
https://t.co/ZtJDo1790S

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

According to NBC News, Republican Greg Abbott has told people he received a third booster dose of a COVID vaccine.

Abbott bans mask mandates and vaccine mandates for everyone else, but he'll reportedly protect himself with a booster dose. https://t.co/Gw0lQnG4H1

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I'm loving how white journalist are getting all up in the administration's face over Afghanistan but Black people voting in America doesn't rate as a humanitarian crisis somehow.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

DeSantis Threatens To Cut Hospital Funding If Surgeons Keep Wearing Masks https://t.co/mPMwkn6uhw

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“One day, I want to dress up like a gorilla and light Johnny Knoxville’s pubes on fire.” -Meryl Streep https://t.co/tp1I0rIG69

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Kenny @kennyshirley]

@NateSilver538 I used to teach Bayes theorem and its results still surprise me!

Here’s the type of diagram that usually helps it all make sense for me:

[Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep]

When traveling recently we mostly stayed outdoors, but if we were inside my 6-year-old, too young to vaccinate yet, remembered to wear her little mask to protect others.

She was protecting unvaccinated, unmasked adults who didn't protect themselves, or protect her from them.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If you’re one of the 39 million households receiving their first Child Tax Credit payment today, don’t forget that every single Republican voted against it.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

They don’t move

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Jack Davis!

[Mr. Tony @paperbagactor]

@jodyavirgan I also sweat to think that maybe Carlin would’ve been a Trump supporter.