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Just like any normal guy living an abnormal life.

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@Anthea06274890 @Keir_Starmer Better than having a street full of zombies, imo.

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@jk_rowling Avowal? A consonant please, and another. Bring back Countdown!

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@Madders10 Wishing you nothing but the best. Speedy recovery mate. Stay positive and look forward to seeing you on the pitch stronger than ever before.

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@TrumpDailyPosts I thought reciprocal meant the same tariffs both ways?

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@Jkylebass Where do you get all this tripe from? Think you really ought to check your sources.

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@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball @MicahRichards @alanshearer how was it to play against the crazy gang in the Barclays first division? Any good storys to share?

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@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball Which team did you each dread playing against and why?
Follow up question: Which ground did you each dread playing at?

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@SoVeryBritish Pickled onion monster munch + grated cheese and tomato. No need for toasting.

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@SoVeryBritish “I sincerely hope you understand”

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@LeashP92 Can’t hear a word he said. Subtitles please.

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@POTUS @tyler_adams14 @USMNT Soccer? They might have turned up at the wrong tournament then mate.

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@TavernFootball @stusfootyflash @80s90sfootball @RothmansYears Dennis Wise & John Fashnau

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@sportbible Wimbledon vs. Liverpool 1988 FA Cup final.

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@SoVeryBritish About Time

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@RoyalFamily @barnardos @theroyalparks What a lovely initiative.

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Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

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@hizkyastadele2 @Mohamed_therad Sounds like Morrissey

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@TheJockeyClub Lyric Fantasy
One of the quickest 5f 2YOs I’ve ever seen.

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@GeorgeRussell63 George Russell is the type of guy to say “which way is the wind blowing today?” before licking his index finger and raising it in the air.

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@scottygb Usually by switching off the TV mate.