Paperwork Ninja

Life assistant coach

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All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x

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@JayCee75961 @OfAthenry Which is why the sign is more a dare than a warning

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Greyhound Bus Lines to airlines right now:

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@ShamashAran This is why they ran everything from floppy disks

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@oeingoboeing Doing landing gear configuration checks was one of my favorite tasks. Setting it up was a pain, but seeing all of my systems working properly to create the right caution tones was a thing of beauty.

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@pipandbaby However, if we fast foward to 1998 I only have one choice.

Two words: Moon. Safari.

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@pipandbaby Definitely not Vitalogy, that turned me off of Pearl Jam. Probably would go with Superunknown.

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@B_1Tactical S-tier: original Air Force experimental blue tiger stripe

No good for camo but damn was it the epitome of drip

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@MoMohler Dangerous Danny Doring

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@ErikNorvind @hoshizorarock Doesn't matter. It's our football. It may not have been the first, but we don't care.

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@WriteGrlProbs @OVTweetmarck @KarolusWangus Just find Oddball and he can lead us to the source of negative energy

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Hogs and Dawgs
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[SIU Carbondale @SIUC]

Two @SIUAlumni will return to campus in A-10 Warthogs. ✈️

@usairforce pilots Col. Rick Mitchell and Lt. Col. Joshua Geidel will fly over Saluki Stadium for the Nov. 14 Military Appreciation @SIU_Football game vs. South Dakota State.

Kickoff is at 1 p.m.
https://t.co/7hsHtNowAG

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@BudLightSadness Only to make it rhyme with "eagle"

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@GSWIndiana @Dianexis I went with a bucket hat, because wearing my old boonie felt like I was trying too hard.

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@GentlemanMashr Yep. You're right about Jaleel White, too. Dude should have been able to do more than just be the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog after that.

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@pipandbaby I feel like @CCoderDyne programmed this

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@talledcombs Oh but when I do this at home the ATF is all "hey no fair"

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@CCoderDyne Why are they always over in Japan and not interested in older men

#foreveralone