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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

World Cup Fever strikes again!

[queso @papi_flav]

@realDonaldTrump Shuttup traitor

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[queso @papi_flav]

@minnano_dougaww Give it to Ben Shapiro

[queso @papi_flav]

Me once the vet bill comes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to pull a LOT of rabbits out of the hat

[queso @papi_flav]

@BIG_LI_123 @grok explain

[She @___fari]

eggs be good until you start thinking too much

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Biggest room in the world…

Room for improvement 💯

[queso @papi_flav]

@nedschneebbly Love you Long Time too

[BET99 Sportsbook @BET99Sportsbook]

Joey Chestnut's eating records:

🍴 76 hot dogs & buns / 10 minutes
🍴 182 large chicken wings / 30 minutes
🍴 121 Twinkies / 6 minutes
🍴 257 Donettes / 6 minutes
🍴 390 shrimp wontons / 8 minutes
🍴 165 pierogi / 8 minutes
🍴 45 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 53 soft beef tacos / 10 minutes
🍴 30 fish tacos / 5 minutes
🍴 126 3" tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 54 cow-brain tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 82 small carnitas tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 103 slider burgers / 8 minutes
🍴 52 small cheeseburgers / 10 minutes
🍴 23 meat pies / 10 minutes
🍴 141 hard boiled eggs / 8 Minutes
🍴 12 lbs fried asparagus / 10 minutes
🍴 13.76 lbs pork rib meat / 12 minutes
🍴 20 corned beef sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 4.375 3-lb apple pies / 8 minutes
🍴 23 6" cheesesteaks / 10 minutes
🍴 5.9 lbs funnel cake / 10 minutes
🍴 81 mutton sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 118 jalapeno poppers / 10 minutes
🍴 36 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes
🍴 9 lbs 6 oz smoked pulled pork / 10 minutes
🍴 6 lbs 5 oz horseshoe sandwiches / 12 minutes
🍴 62 pulled pork sliders / 10 minutes
🍴 7lbs shrimp / 8 minutes
🍴 28.5 canteen sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 30 gyros / 10 minutes
🍴 61.5 pork roll sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 14.5 lbs burritos / 10 minutes
🍴 14.5 lbs pie / 8 minutes
🍴 102 tamales / 12 minutes
🍴 384 gyoza dumplings / 10 minutes
🍴 25 pastrami half-sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 15 large bowls gumbo / 8 minutes
🍴 25.5 ice cream sandwiches / 6 minutes
🍴 47 grilled cheese sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 28 lbs poutine / 10 minutes
🍴 21 lbs shrimp cocktail / 8 minutes
🍴 13 lbs salt potatoes / 10 minutes
🍴 9.35 lbs whole turkey / 10 minutes
🍴 7.5 pizza hut calzones / 10 minutes
🍴 56 sausage & cheese kolaches / 8 minutes
🍴 185 croquetas / 8 minutes
🍴 43 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes
🍴 6.5 2-foot pizza slices / 10 minutes
🍴  27 beef brisket bbq sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 81 waffles / 8 minutes
🍴 10 cups ramen / under 2 minutes
🍴 17.5 lbs cherry pie / 8 minutes
🍴 15.75 lbs bologna / 8 minutes
🍴 46 cheesesteak egg rolls / 8 minutes

Source: Major League Eating

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

People who live in small towns are scared of cities, and people who live in cities are scared of small towns. People who have lived in both are only scared of small towns.

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

A knight in clean armor has not seen battle

[hil @plume__]

what did the drummer name his twin daughters? anna 1, anna 2. joke my dad told me today

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Can we put a tariff on labradoodles

[raw milky @milky_raw]

if you’re eating out and serious about avoiding seed oils while maximizing collagen intake -

pho is the only real option.

a proper pho broth isn’t some watered down stock, it’s a 48 hour extraction process that pulls gelatin, glycine, proline, and trace minerals straight from the marrow.

collagen supports skin elasticity, strengthens joints, seals the gut lining, and fuels metabolic repair at the cellular level.

no rancid industrial oils, no emulsifiers, no processed garbage, just real nourishment.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This video will 100% improve your week!

[ArcherMuse @ArcherMuse17]

Vows haven’t been said yet #Worktodo

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail, because their ideas and policies are so hopelessly bad that the great people of our Nation just gave a landslide victory to those who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Don’t worry, our Country will soon be respected, productive, fair, and strong, and you will be, more than ever before, proud to be an American!

[raw milky @milky_raw]

pho is the blueprint. a biogenetic metabolism-boosting masterpiece. gelatinous broth - dripping in collagen. a miracle disguised as comfort food.

asian grandmas know the truth to anti aging - that’s why they always have the most glowy skin.

it doesn’t just warm you; it heals you. bone marrow whispering secrets of longevity. herbs that detox your soul. noodles for energy. spice to ignite the furnace.

it’s chemistry. biology. self-love in a bowl. it rewires you.