HOKAGE 🤷🏽‍♂️🥷🏾

failed cia experiment. God Speed 🏌🏾‍♂️

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👋 ¡Bienvenido, Mourinho! 👋

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[Vril Nye @VrilNyeX]

“Just bomb whoever you want, we have the entire US government raping kids on video”

[Hussain Shiyam 🇵🇸❓🎈 @ShiyamHussain]

This is utter bullshit. When Indonesia refused to grant the Israeli under 17 team visa’s for the 2023 U-20 World Cup, FIFA stripped Indonesia’s hosting rights and moved it to Argentina. So @FIFAcom can stop with the lies.

[Daniel @danlfcynwa_]

I need a Muslim country to knock the US out of the World Cup if possible

[HODAN HOMES @HodanHomes]

BREAKING: Spain football star Yamal may not be at start of Spain’s World Cup match due to US Visa issues.

Natanyahu has personally requested for Yamal not to be allowed into the US 🇺🇸 as he was seen holding Palestinian flag 🇵🇸 during a celebration.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*

*USA, host of the World Cup, bombs Iran for over a month, kills its Supreme Leader and refuses to let the Iranian team stay even one night in the country*

FIFA President:

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

The last CEO fr just wasn’t trying bro she’s literally undefeated rn

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

You should’ve kept your father out of this.

He was the one calling me a short guy and saying you’d smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand.

Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldn’t want to be my roommate.

Idiot.

First, we’re fighting, not dating.

Second, I’m not looking for a roommate.

When I put you to sleep and you’re lying there next to the rose, I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question:

Who’s the short one now?

I’m gonna break you Justin.

[Kenpachi @Kenpachi1070]

Depuis la traduction automatique, je me rends compte qu’on a vraiment tous la même vie mdrr

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Acceptable use of AI lol

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Hunter Biden ever since he logged tf on

[flex @lowkflex]

All eyes on the brown queen behind him

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

That pack of ground beef alone is $15-20

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

I woulda built that wall too

[Finals J Dub @FinalsJDub]

Wemby, and I can’t stress this enough, isn’t American

[iza @izamamaa]

I love when Black women feel themselves

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.