Paul Taylor (pap)

Described as much harder to dislike in person.

Southampton boy living in and loving Liverpool. Founder of
#saintsfc #lexit

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

Why hasn't @bbcnews covered over a year's worth of civil disorder in France, now reaching boiling point?

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@_dpd_hq Er no. You don't seem legit and should be able to operate off a reference number aline

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

Hello @dpd_uk

You failed to deliver my missus laptop last night & she needs it for her new job in London on Monday

She has tried calling but net with unhelpful staff.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@bojanglez @dpd_uk The laptop is three mikes away. We asked if we could pick it up and got the same response.

Also offered to pay weekend rates. Staff were delighted not to be able to help

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@bojanglez @dpd_uk Got to wonde whether DPD stands for Deliberately Postponing Deliveries

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

I've had a #switch2 for a couple of weeks. I can confirm that @NintendoUK and parent company have done the impossible and have absolutely ruined Mario Kart's grand Prix mode.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

In just over 5 hours, more than 80,000 people have signed up to help build a new kind of political party.

We believe in democracy — and the establishment are running scared.

We’re offering people something very precious: hope. Sign up at https://t.co/0bhBHhWvVa.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

I hear @jeremycorbyn is looking for a name for the new party. Go bold. Embrace the fact that automation is going to take over and seek a new paradigm

The Leisure Party.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@johnmcdonnellMP Because it is a Labour Party in name only John. The people now in charge threw two general elections to keep you out.

Why are you still in?

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

Dear @EastMidRailway ,

You've got a guard on your trains who looks like a scruffy James Corden who charges full fare to passengers holding a Northern ticket

Yet I can just pay the difference if I buy my ticket at a station

Is he on a bonus for sales?

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

I think we saw @ChrisEubankJr put @EddieHearn onto his inevitable path to becoming an influencer boxing promoter this week.
Genuinely think it's a better fit for Hearn. Loads of money and very little care about authenticity.

#EubankJrBenn

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

Not happy with @EastMidRailway

Got a season ticket for a different operator. Guard charged me full price for replacement instead of the difference.

Vemal. I wonder if they're on a bonus.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@statusisdown Yes. How can they call themselves Virgin when everything is fucked?

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

Was looking forward to the boxing and bought it but @virginmedia are looking like they are going to let me down for the second time in a fortnight.

The Amstrad hi gi of the 2020s. Convenient but when it breaks it all breaks.

Considering separates.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

Dear @SEGA,

Your VR games are great. Please keep making them.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@mattletiss7 Trying to think of cases where this isn't true. All I've got is Dr Evil from the Austin Powers movies and he's actually less evil than the virtuous real life ones.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@mattletiss7 @danwootton @BylineTimes Thanks for the civilised reply. Won't agree with all of your opinions but you have every right to express them.

That's the only way this free country lark works.

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

It's the story of rampant, excruciating and humiliating product placement for an energy drink.

[Daniel Ibbertson AKA DJ Slope @SlopesGameRoom]

This is the story of @Atari, The 2600, PONG! Asteroids & Centipede! *Link Below*

#PONG #RetroGaming #Asteroids #Centipede #Atari2600 @GFuelEnergy

[Paul Taylor (pap) @papingu]

@MerseyPolice As a Liverpool council tax payer, I shall sleep safe in the knowledge the local plod have the resources to deal with offensive language.