vandervanden

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[victor hugo 🇧🇷 @vicksepz]

Endrick: "o filme que eu mais gosto é meu malvado favorito"

Ancelotti e sua comissão técnica:

[PRESEPADAS da SEP - #ForaAbel @presepadasdasep]

"Endrick está em um quadro grave de desidratação e essa é a última garrafa d'água do mundo"

Carlo Ancelotti :

[cleytu @cleytu]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou convocar a rihanna pra seleção?

Ancelotti:

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Endrick: “Voy a ver la tele, para relajarme”

Ancelotti:

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Endrick: “I love this pond”

Ancelotti:

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick: “Can I sit in the back of the car?”

Ancelotti:

[Torren @Torren__]

Vas a la cocina a por una cerveza y de repente el comentarista empieza a hablar más alto.

[vandervanden @papostat]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/oSLz6PRthg #NBA #82and0

[vandervanden @papostat]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/qEVe4Fgdm6 #NBA #82and0

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

A day in the life of Tiger Woods

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

Harry Potter canonically played 9 quidditch games in six whole years of school #TheBoyWhoLoadManaged #PandemicPotter

[Richard Brown @Brownsvilleted]

10 years since I took this photo of my lads and Ted checking the lambing shed.

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

I loved this as I wandered around the old town of Dubrovnik yesterday. A man and his dog, just sitting watching the pigeons.

[Jaynit @jaynitx]

>be Michael Phelps
>born 1985 in Baltimore, Maryland
>dad is a state trooper, mom is a teacher
>parents divorce when you're 9
>can't sit still
>can't focus
>diagnosed with ADHD
>teachers say you'll never amount to anything
>too hyperactive, too unfocused
>mom puts you in the pool
>just to burn off energy

childhood:
>hate putting your face in water
>afraid of it
>coach tells you to float on your back first
>you learn
>turns out your body is built for this
>6'4" with size 14 feet
>arms longer than your height
>wingspan of 6'7"
>double-jointed ankles
>you're genetically engineered for swimming
>you just didn't know it yet

1996:
>age 11
>watch the Atlanta Olympics
>see swimmers on TV
>tell your mom: "I want to be an Olympian"
>she doesn't laugh
>you get to work

2000:
>Sydney Olympics
>you're 15 years old
>youngest male swimmer on the U.S. team in 68 years
>don't medal
>finish 5th in the 200m butterfly
>doesn't matter
>you just got a taste
>now you're hungry

2001:
>age 15
>break the world record in 200m butterfly
>youngest male ever to set a world record
>this is just the beginning

2004:
>Athens Olympics
>win 6 gold medals, 2 bronze
>8 medals total
>you're 19
>the greatest swimmer in the world
>but you wanted 8 golds
>Mark Spitz's record still stands
>you'll be back

2008:
>Beijing Olympics
>this is it
>8 events, 8 chances
>swim after swim
>gold after gold
>7th race: 100m butterfly
>you're behind at the turn
>Milorad Čavić leads at the wall
>one hundredth of a second
>0.01
>you out-touch him
>gold
>8th race: 4x100 medley relay
>gold
>8 golds in one Olympics
>8 world records
>the greatest Olympic performance in history

2012:
>London Olympics
>4 golds, 2 silvers
>become the most decorated Olympian ever
>22 medals total
>retire
>you're done
>you're 27

but:
>retirement breaks you
>no structure, no purpose
>depression hits
>suicidal thoughts
>drinking heavily
>2014: second DUI arrest
>going 84 in a 45
>everyone sees the mugshot
>the golden boy is drowning
>out of the water this time

rehab:
>check into treatment
>45 days
>face everything you've been running from
>the divorce, the pressure, the loneliness
>learn that gold medals don't fix you
>therapy works
>you come back different

2016:
>Rio Olympics
>one more run
>age 31
>5 golds, 1 silver
>6 more medals
>28 total
>23 golds
>most decorated Olympian in history
>retire again
>this time for real

after swimming:
>become a mental health advocate
>talk about depression openly
>help others who are struggling
>the thing that almost killed you becomes your mission
>testify before Congress on mental health in sports
>start a foundation
>marry Nicole Johnson
>have three sons
>finally at peace

the numbers:
>23 gold medals
>28 total medals
>39 world records over career
>5 Olympic Games
>most dominant athlete in Olympic history
>not debatable

Michael Phelps.
the greatest Olympian who ever lived.

still swimming.
just not for medals anymore.

[Stepping Back and Observing @Level5iveGoblin]

KD describes his teammates

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨🇯🇵 JAPAN UNVEILS NEW ANTI-ISLAM LAWS

Halal - BANNED
Large Mosques - BANNED
Call to prayer - BANNED
Praying in the street - BANNED

They've basically said Islam is not welcome in Japan
Go home

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Insane!
It ejects man from truck at 82 km/h in Slovenia for a gentle landing.

[buksna na vetru @buksnanavetru]

Ako ne znaš ko je Makoto Nagano ja i ti nemamo o čemu šta da pričamo.