Daniel Jack Paproth

Australia's youngest U2 fan and the world's whitest OutKast fan.

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

Fans of the #SumichTrophy can get updates by following me over on BlueSky (pappy90) or Instagram (thepaproth). But Toby and Matt Cottrell will start the season proper in the hottest form with 0.4 and 1.4 respectively in the Wizard Cup.

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

I hate Musk so much I can't do it here anymore. @ pappy90 on bluesky xoxo

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I can't wait for the Sunday Herald Sun two-page Marty Sheargold rehabilitation spread which spends 98% of its words talking about the shattering impact of being cancelled and one cursory sentence about "learning"

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By electing the next most conservative option! Woo slay queens 😍

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Germans just rejected fascism and Elon Musk.

Thank you Germany 🇩🇪

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

This Gideon Haigh book is short and an absolutely fucking ripping story. Read it on the 900 million hour train ride home from Sydney. And as always when I read a Gideon Haigh book, I learnt a bunch of new words...

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Does anyone else need kayo. Going halves with my brother but keen to make it cheaper 😂

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@ColemanMogsU @GirlsTalkFootyy You’re an absolute fucking head case if you genuinely believe concussion and rape are even remotely in the same ballpark

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@Dylan_Trickey how's this: fuck off

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This is not me. Stop asking me why I stole a defibrillator. I didn’t

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@RudiEdsall I would put The Sketch Show riiiiiiiiiiiight up there. Incredibly funny

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

@MusicBrownlow Choirgirl, 1 vote. K. Sahn, 2 votes. When the War is Over, 3 votes

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

Or we could just spray paint the number for lifeline on the wing at the G and pat ourselves on the back.

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Lot of calls for a men's mental health round. I would suggest if we're serious about men's mental health perhaps a good first step would be men learning how to give another man a compliment that's not superficial 🙊

[Melbourne Demons @melbournefc]

Romance intensifies 🌹❤️‍🔥 Take a turn, give a compliment. Happy Valentine's Demon Faithful.

#DemonSpirit

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

Listening to John Coltrane's Ascension... quite the experience

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All flights home tonight from Sydney cancelled 🙂 I have been rebooked on a flight 9am on Sunday 🙂 I have only my backpack 🙂 and I left my charger which I always have in my backpack at work 🙂 so can't charge my laptop or phone 🙂 and I was meant to have a cute date tomorrow 🙂

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

When Cupid knocks at your door, you can't ignore me
FUCK DAT VALENTINE FUCK DAT VALEN VALENTINE FUCK DAT VALENTINES DAY (FUCK DAT VALENTINES DAY)
https://t.co/04WbZw36uJ

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

@Dylan_Trickey the shithouse new look aside, everything else about GC SUNS rn is giving virile, competition-beating excellence

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2025 Ladder Prediction
Brisbane
Gold Coast
GWS
Fremantle
Geelong
Melbourne
Carlton
Sydney
Hawthorn
Port Adelaide
Collingwood
Western Bulldogs
North Melbourne
Adelaide
West Coast
St Kilda
Essendon
Richmond

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@flabberdacks PNG
Brisbane
Canberra
Canterbury-Bankstown
Cronulla
Gold Coast
Manly-Warringah
Melbourne
New Zealand
Newcastle
North Queensland
Parramatta
Penrith
Redcliffe
South Sydney
St George-Illawarra
Sydney
Wests

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@swan_legend not sure the list has gotten better in the off-season.