josh pappenheim

papsby on bluesky. only active for @unrepentantmess tweet archive. terfs have brain rot - now. always. forever. ❤️

[josh pappenheim @papsby]

inadequate paternity leave is the most important issue in this country today*

*can't go to baby screening of megalopolis this morning because i need to fill in spreadsheets

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Hang on, why is Jools Holland's Hootenanny line-up just the Portsmouth starting XI from the 2008 FA Cup final?

[josh pappenheim @papsby]

could an ai make this

[ben wild szn @bstoff350]

What’s the max amount of Oscar’s one film can win?

[Nadeem Ahmed @Muqadaam]

Jeremy Corbyn at his best

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

had the choreography and energy of a Tim and Eric sequence that would be called Do The Grum. It’s just missing the CGI Grum doing the dance with them.

[teen of sardines🐟 @BRATTYBARBl]

Denise Welch has officially achieved a "CHEE", the British version of an EGOT, after appearing in Coronation Street, EastEnders, Hollyoaks and Emmerdale

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

here’s pete hegseth, fox news host and trump’s pick for secretary of defense, nearly killing a drummer with an axe on live TV https://t.co/b1RHmVz6vZ

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

The United States is about to experience the worst economic crisis of all time.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Don't even buy what I actually want in Tesco these days. Want caramel wafers, but KitKats are in the clubcard offer. So I get KitKats. Yes Mr Clubcard I'll buy whatever biscuits you tell me to sir. Pathetic.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

She never should’ve taken that fight.

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

This is so deeply accurate it hurts.

[Simone de Bimboir 🦢 @BunnyJugs]

Mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

[five eyes blind @RosasCatMimi]

Say what you will about Charles, his reign is producing all the images that an old king ruling an evil dying island should