inadequate paternity leave is the most important issue in this country today*
*can't go to baby screening of megalopolis this morning because i need to fill in spreadsheets
Denise Welch has officially achieved a "CHEE", the British version of an EGOT, after appearing in Coronation Street, EastEnders, Hollyoaks and Emmerdale
Don't even buy what I actually want in Tesco these days. Want caramel wafers, but KitKats are in the clubcard offer. So I get KitKats. Yes Mr Clubcard I'll buy whatever biscuits you tell me to sir. Pathetic.
A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship