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Child of the Summer of Love - or Winter of Discontent depending on which of my parents you spoke to.

[Matthew Scott @Barristerblog]

@SAFFtweets @pennymellor I don't believe there's a single British cop named "Randy," but if there is he shdn't be investigating sex crimes.

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@realDonaldTrump see you and Bannon having another strategy briefing today

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@realDonaldTrump see you and Bannon having another strategy briefing today

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@LeCreusetFiend .....wiping his knob on the nearest curtains after a shoot. Feet of Howard the Duck though. Freaky.

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@LeCreusetFiend my answer. Find another cult 20 yrs younger than me, 10 yrs younger than ex cult and a figure that David Bailey would be..

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@LeCreusetFiend there is usually more money in a cult after you marry her. After you manage to escape the cult she still gets it all.

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@nytimes America has a new Sheriff. Unfortunately you chose Rosco P Coltrane you bloody idiots.

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@TripeUK @GRRRRRaham_King give him the USA and they'll be the best fish, fish that everyone says are the best, my son could catch them.

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@PrisonUK @BBCNews why does the horror bag always look like she's just opened the Ark of the Covenant?

[James Timpson @JamesTCobbler]

The best bit of running a business is not about making money. It's being able to use money to help the people who have helped you on the way

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@bbcdoctorwho bin off Moffat who turned the programme into a self congratulatory wankfest trying to be cleverer than the audience. Arsehole.

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@BBCStore @bbcdoctorwho keep Capaldi and bin Moffat.

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The only thing worth reading on twitter right now is this thread. The rest is superficial dross. https://t.co/Z9wjfVHI4g

[Kirk Wallace Johnson @KirkWJohnson]

I served in Iraq, as USAID’s man in Fallujah. Lived alongside Marines and interpreters as they fought terrorists. @realdonaldtrump (1/many)

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@DailyMail @MailOnline and May's a dry old useless cunt too.

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@DailyMail @MailOnline equals? Does Putin draw in crayon and have Dueling Banjos as a theme?

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@bfraser747 @RichFelstead @KellyannePolls Skeletor went Trans?

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@Holbornlolz what the fuck happened on 9th of November? Must have misssed that.

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@DailyMail @MailOnline is that his online 'how he wanks' dick pic?

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@PA timothy mcveigh! More fucking armed nutters in USA than anywhere. Hope they fucking implode.