Emily Elizabeth

paradoxical prosecco? paradoxical prosecutor? paradoxical progressive? progressive prosecution paradox? #AbolishICE #DefundPolice

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

Last few weeks were heated because we all understand the stakes and share the same goal. I don’t think Trump and MAGA are ready for how united and energized we’re about to be.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@LolOverruled Same.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@bontlendlovu__ When she ghosted me after her husband SA-ed me. Told me it wasn’t my fault we’ll figure it out. Then boom. Ghosted. Did she ever care all? Idk. Pretty sure he flipped the narrative and I’m the villain in all this.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 As my kids say ‘songs from the 1900s’

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

I don’t wish the stress of bar prep on anyone. Send cupcakes.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

Middle of bar prep AGAIN. @ThemisBar we didn’t pay you THOUSANDS for your site to be down. Once? Ok. I guess. 3 times??? Y’all. I want a partial refund.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

Themis is down.

Reddit is down.

Can’t get NCBE to make a decision about my MPRE accommodations.

Why.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

You know what you don’t get to do? Attempt to thwart an election, break into the capitol, commit seditious conspiracy. Support Trump all you want, but commit acts of treason and you get what you deserve. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

But would the Memphis officers have been indicted this quickly (or at all) if they’d been white?

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 Peaches.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 Bless.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@RA_Robbins @cworeds 1L my civ pro prof gave me her cell so she could explain a confusing concept on the upcoming midterm. I was so grateful at the willingness to chat with me while at her kid’s swim practice. I’ll never forget that. She cared so much that I understood.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

I’ve been thinking it about Ticketmaster and this Taylor Swift ticket nightmare. They knew they didn’t have enough spots for the verified fan presale, like I didn’t get a code. HOW did they think they’d make it to genera admin with thickets left to sell?

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

It’s cute people think the higher Ed bust that’s coming is from lower birth rates. Def not the cost of education or student loans. Def not seeing their parents be crushed by loans their ENTIRE lives. For sure the birth rate.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 I mean, you could cancel class….

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 @RMFifthCircuit We should set up a soap box and take turns spouting our thoughts in real time.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

TFW everyone you know has a chance to buy Swift tix and you didn’t even get a shot. 😭

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 @Amsprof Tbh this is traumatic enough that all classes should be canceled.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 I got no code bc I’m wait listed!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hannah Jane is devastated.

[Emily Elizabeth @paradox_prosec]

@Djuna22 Idk. Thinking the same thing. If you get a spot get one for me and my daughter too. I’ll pay you when I come to class. 😂