Param Patel

Hi, welcome to my thoughts at different levels of consciousness.

[Param Patel @paramptl]

I’ve learned most of my Spanish from two catalysts:
1) My mom botched our illegal cable connection so I had PSB and Telemundo telenovelas
2) The Lola Lago detective series I watched in my HS Spanish class

[Param Patel @paramptl]

@anddreaaa Your Venus is in Gatorade and the rising river is rivering. Trust me. I am profeccionul.

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You see me breaking in, no you didn’t. #Midnights

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I thought buying oat milk and beer at 7AM was a power move but the cashier was looking at me just like this

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How many picture of my cat are on my phone? All of them

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No https://t.co/PLjVsvNCKe watch, I am fighting demons in the bathroom.

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Nelnet been real quiet since that #loanforgiveness plan dropped.

[Param Patel @paramptl]

Someone crop dusted me really bad at the gym today
How would you retaliate against an attack like this?

[Param Patel @paramptl]

Snapchat should have an option to make sure you wanna post on your story, it’s too dangerous. Besides that here’s my favorite song rn

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I thought someone would tell me, I was wrong. So this is me telling y’all

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Here’s a prime example of god watching out for me, almost unintentionally solicited myself to a niche group of wave pool owners

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@_shalisssa I’m tired from powering the wave pool at hurricane harbor with my tonka trunk ultra wide wagon. Those days are behind me.

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I see lots of people post the pools at their apartments which is nice, but if any of you have wave pools please dm me personally. I just wanna talk.

[Param Patel @paramptl]

My cat randomly tryna cough up a hairball
Me: CAT CHOKID HELP

[Param Patel @paramptl]

If you or anyone you know is a meter maid, this is a reminder, I hate you.

[Param Patel @paramptl]

Only doing the following moving forward, except alcohol spraying, not life endangering enough

[Param Patel @paramptl]

How do you blackout without drinking and feeling hungover the next day??

[Param Patel @paramptl]

I saw a lady on the street asking for change but she had air pod pros??

[Param Patel @paramptl]

@LevySnax I believe so, no way all my shit was basically free. I will be going back because they said they got me on Invisalign for the low

[Param Patel @paramptl]

After coming to a legitimate dentist office I’ve learned dental insurance is a scam

Also learned my previous dental place was illegitimate, and scamming the insurance company lmao