John Swayne

M.D., MRCP, HST Nephrology and Internal Medicine. Wannabe author. He/Him

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

Mantracks: A True Story of Fake Fossils

https://t.co/Gs6y0T49zY

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

My MAGA neighbor five minutes ago: “I just read that tariffs are going to raise prices for stuff. I don’t get it. I thought China was going to pay them.”

I explained how tariffs work. I wish you could see the look on the guy’s face when it sunk in.

So much ignorance out there.

[John Swayne @parastie]

For people saying Project 2025 is illegal, I've got news for you. Laws are only useful if they're enforced. Otherwise, they're just words on paper.

[John Swayne @parastie]

I don't think everything is going to be okay, and that attitude is why the Democrats lost. R didn't believe everything was going to be okay, and that stirred them into action. It's not going to be okay. Believe it, and prepare.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

If you’re on Twitter right now, you are not the kind of person who is going to miss out on big picture analysis long-term.

I think the thing to do today is focus on stuff that’s close, stuff you believe in, stuff you’ve gotta do, and stuff that brings you joy.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment of honesty, Donald Trump just admitted that many of the tales he spun last night were outright lies. Retweet to make sure every American sees this.

[John Swayne @parastie]

@DocStass Okay, this post gets a follow.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

I use this account to teach people about medical emergencies. It’s my 10 year Twitter anniversary today and would love to hit 650K followers to be able to reach more people.

Can I get some follows and RTs to help me get there?

[John Swayne @parastie]

@tomwarren Finally!

[John Swayne @parastie]

@Mrwhosetheboss There was a hack to install android on the original iPhone. Worked okay

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

If you witness someone pass out on to the ground, DO NOT RUSH THEM BACK UP TO A STANDING POSITION. This just decreases blood flow to their brain and can only make things worse. Please tell your friends about this.

[John Swayne @parastie]

Trump Is Immune https://t.co/3m3BvuGDyC via @YouTube

Also means all presidents are immune from nearly everything.

[John Swayne @parastie]

@YouTube Can I NOT get ads for guns please? I'm definitely not interested.

[John Swayne @parastie]

When you're over 40 and need to study.

[John Swayne @parastie]

@Sthanu5 I suppose that's one way to get a core temperature.

[John Swayne @parastie]

It's fun to get spam replies. If you read complaints about Microsoft and someone links a service or software to help, don't click.

[John Swayne @parastie]

I got a confession: I miss wearing a wallet chain.

[John Swayne @parastie]

@thesammiisofar #twitter for life

[John Swayne @parastie]

@kidney_boy What if you started late and now you're 41?

[John Swayne @parastie]

Seriously @Office @Microsoft, why do I have to use 2 different version of @Outlook to check my emails?? a month ago I could use Outlook that came with Office, but now I can't! I'm sure you're going to blame my sysadmin, but I'm blaming you.