STAN PINES.

6'2, 180 pounds, 35 years old. Local billionaire. This is all true, by the way. Ladies, my DMs are open! @authorpines is a stinky butthead.

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

❝ YEAH, WHATEVER. READ THIS THING. OR NOT. SEE IF I CARE, KID.

♤ stanley pines, #gravityfallsrp
♢ mun is 18, muse is 60s
♡ crack and literate (stan contains multitudes)
♤ no lewd

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@SHOOTlNG__STAR [ * Stan groans, impatiently . ]

"Look, sweetie, I'm on the clock, and these customers aren't exactly going to pickpocket themselves, so—"

[ * He looks at Mabel, again, moved by the tears in her eyes. Shit. He groans again. ] 

"... where did you see him last?"

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

❝ YEAH, WHATEVER. READ THIS THING. OR NOT. SEE IF I CARE, KID.

♤ stanley pines, #gravityfallsrp
♢ mun is 18, muse is 60s
♡ crack and literate (stan contains multitudes)
♤ no lewd

[real narrator quotes* @utradelouxe]

And Stanley was unhappy, actually. Bugger off.

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[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@TransgenderStan / my favorite hobby is retweeting tsp quotes that have “stanley” in them and acting like they’re abt stan

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@TransgenderStan / oohhhh

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@TransgenderStan / im so dumb. How is this different than the regular mind control room sorry

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@Hair__Wizard Oh. Okay. That's a shame but, y'know, I understand. I respect your decision, kid.

[ * He points in a seemingly random direction. ]

Hey, quick, look over here!

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

Can I borrow 50 bucks from anyone? I'll repay* you later, I swear.

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

hell yeah i did

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@GarbageOwl Huh. Well, he does look like a big guy. Say, how much are these snails worth in the Boiling Isles, per chance? Do they ... are they exchangeable for money or something? Or are you just ... offering me a snail?

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

Hey! I happen to know that our Stan Bucks are a scam!

[ * He pauses. ]

Wait a second. Did I say that out loud?

[Crows Crows Crows @crowsx3]

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he never went not through no un-door on his leftn't

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@PLANTICIIDE Hey! Drinking is BAD and I don't condone it.

But, uh. Just out of professional curiosity. Would you happen to know the location of these... "adult drinks"? So we can, uh, get rid of them, of course.

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@xGlamBotx A man with style. I respect that.

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@quizzicalavid ooc / oh my GOD im losing it. stan drew that. stan ABSOLUTELY drew that. stan spent several hours of his time making that drawing specifically to dunk on dipper.

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@quizzicalavid Pfft. Well, that's unfortunate for you, because that old thing's probably the closest you'll GET to a girlfriend.

[ * Stan laughs hysterically at this joke, then composes him self.]

Get it? It's funny because no girl is gonna want to date you. You... you get the joke, right?

[STAN PINES. @pardonnothing]

@OFFICEROOM427 Hah! Did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favorite!