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@SmokingWR3CK4G3 @lampwright4 @RevDuv I didn't say you ruined my day, boring person. I said you were attempting to. Fortunately, you're not important enough at all.

Bye!

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@SmokingWR3CK4G3 @daydream113017 @lampwright4 @RevDuv No, you're not nearly interesting enough. Now, thanks to you, I'm off to delete my twitter account. You're not a nice person, and I hope you get really bad hemmorhoids.

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@SmokingWR3CK4G3 @daydream113017 @lampwright4 @RevDuv This must be hard for you. Two women to berate at once. How patient you are.

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@SmokingWR3CK4G3 @lampwright4 @RevDuv Ugh, why are Twitter people the worst? Aggressive, pushy, and rude right from the start.

Congratulations, weird rando, you may be the last straw for me on this hellsite. Enjoy your further attempts to ruin more people's day later or whatever. And have the day & life you deserve.

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@SmokingWR3CK4G3 @lampwright4 @RevDuv Context being: rather than signing up for church financial support, young widows who are marriage eligible should do that if they can. It's the dole-bludging that causes slander, not the singleness.

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@SmokingWR3CK4G3 @lampwright4 @RevDuv He literally did.

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@lampwright4 @RevDuv I mean, statistically that's not correct. Single women are definitely happier than married women on the whole, in all surveys.

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@griffingulledge "I wish we'd aaaalll beeeen reeeaadyyyyy"

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@AdenGlaven1994 Grammatically just an absolute masterpiece

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Some folks have never read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" and it shows

[Bandera Fella *-^ @banderafella]

“𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚?”

𝖨𝗍’𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝖨’𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝖾𝖼𝗁𝗈𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗀𝗀𝗅𝖾. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝗂𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗍 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗒𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝗉-𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗁𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗍.

𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲:
𝘈 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘌𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳

𝖧𝖾𝗋𝖾’𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗏𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗄. 𝖲𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝖾 “𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝖾𝖺𝖼𝖾” 𝗂𝗌𝗇’𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗅𝗂𝖿𝗂𝖾𝖽—𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾. 𝖶𝖾’𝗋𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾; 𝗐𝖾’𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾, 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝖾𝗀𝖺𝖼𝗒. 𝖥𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖺 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗏𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾, 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗈𝗌𝖺𝗅𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆 𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒’𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋.

𝖫𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒. 𝖨𝗍’𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗉𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖽𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗎𝗌. 𝖳𝗋𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝖿𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 “𝗉𝖾𝖺𝖼𝖾”? 𝖨𝗍’𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖿𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖽. 𝖶𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗈𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗁𝗂𝖼 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌, 𝗐𝖾 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗌.

𝖢𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍, 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾’𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗍, 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝖿 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗍𝗁𝗒. 𝖯𝖾𝗋𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗇𝗌𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗎𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗎𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍.

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@The_Home_Six @LauraRbnsn (Also her husband was actually in a cast from hip to toe with a metal bar holding his pelvis together because he was thrown from his horse onto a fence and had to be bolted back into one piece! And her name was Marilyn and she had the most glam blonde hairdo)

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@The_Home_Six @LauraRbnsn The greatest ranch-wife I knew was also an RN/LPN, so she got right back to ladylike behavior after doing a couple quick stitches on a forehead cut for the hired hand in between castrating calves! 😆 Roundup is a wild time and you do what needs to be done!

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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@ArminiusFan @LauraRbnsn Definitely!

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@sometimesalight I taught this a few times in my Woug Dilson adjacent former school, and to the curriculum's credit we spent a lot of time on this very subject! Where is the church? And abandoning your family is actually not good!

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@dale621 @KennethOrtiz @sheilagregoire @desiringGod He sucks as a writer. He thinks he's CS Lewis and he's not. He thinks women who are sexually neglected won't notice or care. He's a joke.

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@BarefootDanC @sheilagregoire Statistically, the VAST majority of the time, if your wife is receiving truly pleasurable, intimate, loving sex, and if you're not using porn or demanding sex from her... she's going to want it. There are exceptions (hormonal or mental health issues) but they're *exceptions.*

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@JoashPThomas Halloween is coming too, so we'll be treated to another round of Jimmy Kimmel getting parents to film their kids crying and devastated after being told their candy is all gone.

[Daniel Jack Paproth @pappy90]

Any other Geelong fans out there just not bothered at all? God winning a flag is good