Parentingisfun

New mom to boy/girl twins, Leslie Knope hopeful.

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Praise Jesus, Yahweh, NASCAR, Allah, and the Cosmic Muffin, my 12 week old twins no longer eat in the middle of the night! 🎉🎉🙌 #momlife

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Cleaning=death of my soul https://t.co/ygoEDf5oJe

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When my children scream non-stop and I can't get a second to myself, I start to understand why some animals eat their young.

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Yup. I feel ya, little man. #momlife #parenting

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The twins went 11 weeks barely aware of each other. Now if 1 farts, the other wakes. Another thing that proves I was bad in a prev life.

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Sexting after kids  https://t.co/HprbN417RA

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Know what's the best thing about teething? Nothing. There's nothing good about teething. It's hell. #momlife #parenting

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Moms get it.  https://t.co/NFQt7PaHSU

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What it’s like #breastfeeding #twins: https://t.co/2F1c7HdhrJ

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A woman praised my hubs 4 sticking a paci in my daughter's mouth. He's shutting her up, lady. Hvnt u read a history book? Men r good @ that.

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Key to purchasing/registering for baby outfits https://t.co/XXrN3OtSXD

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This is what I wish I could do when my twins keep me up all night. #momlife https://t.co/PPrsSEBjL7

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

My grandma always told me to never go to bed angry. I've been up for 1,546 consecutive days as a result. Thanks Grandma.

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@jamessmurray My hubs has an pnshmnt idea for Sal: he's in a very popular movie at a theater on opening day with a screaming baby.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

why do dads get so much credit for doing stereotypically female activities? it's your damn kid. That's your damn job.

[Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties]

My husband's snoring progresses like a Shakespearean play:

-oh OK, this isn't so bad
-WTF is going on?
-the main character is going to die

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Today is going 2 b a great day! I know this bc no1 wants to nap & every1 is screaming! #poursanothercupofcoffee

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Today is going to be a great day! I know this because no one wants to nap and everyone is… https://t.co/LnbQp4C6tz

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In case you were wondering, coffee does expire. #gonnadrinkitanyway #momlife

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Sometimes coffee is all you’ve got. #momlife https://t.co/nrCb7wryyr