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Very "grassroots", definitely not a cross-financed astroturf org./s
#TobaccoSideHustles #MakeTeensSmokeAgain
Concerned moms rising up to the American stereotype

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But @FDATobacco better leave Juul on the market. We only wanted non-BigT products banned. #smokingrelapse #thinkingofourchildren #butnottoomuch

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@YesProtectKids Flavors determine teen behaviour say @Doctor_BT @StanfordTPT @michael_ong @CaliforniaNP. They'll surely take responsibility for the predictable outcomes.

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@TahirTturk @ash_ldn Some even dabble in NRT, or use quit smoking services.
It's almost like they don't have a hypercapitalist healthcare system!

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@AshOrg @YesProtectKids Illegalizing quitting options will harm Big Tobacco!!!!

The best part are the known outcomes, of course. Tobacco habituation flavors will "save" all the "kids".

Perhaps drop your "&Health" though. That'll look dumb later on.

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@ProfGlantz Not her real name. But at least she's fondling the right talking points.

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@danpiddy @ParentsvsVape @1a @FDATobacco @cdoug It should taste like kid-friendly tobacco habituation, without any real irritants. Just to desensitize them!
For obvious reasons, we do not want actual marketing regulations or enforcement action before this happens.

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@FDATobacco From our parent testimonials/letters:
→ "I spontaneously cumbusted from vaping"
→ "Got magnetic from a vape, just like the vaccine"
→ "Asbestos pillows now to avoid e-cig explosions"
→ "Sent my precious kids back to smoking. Heard that's much less harmful."

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@ParentsvsVape @LelaAlstonAz @flavors_hookphx Yay! Such thoughtful leadership.
Make tobacco-habituation flavors prevalent for teens. But hands of sales enforcement, marketing regulation, or more than rudimentary reasoning.
Tobacco industry shills will be so mad! @YulDorotheo, wink, wink

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@MayorToddGloria @marnivonwilpert @CMJenCampbell Tobacco-relapse flavors are SAAFEd!!!
Thanks Dr. Jenni, this will ensure so much protection for adults and teens alike. Just because the scientific consensus says they reduce smoking, doesn't mean it has to become reality! Habituation here we come...

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@ParentsvsVape @RepDWStweets "All teen use must be driven towards tobacco-habituation flavors. Because flavors influence their behavior. And declining smoking rates are unacceptable!"

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@ParentsvsVape @SenBlumenthal "Which is why we deflect from marketing regulations and sales enforcement, and focus on simplistic conjectures."

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@ParentsvsVape @CenterforBH "But not about their unwitting allies and obfuscated lobby arms."

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@ParentsvsVape @Daily Need more op-eds. Before anyone realizes who hang up all the "anti"-vaping posters directly in schools and orchestrated the teen use spike.

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@ParentsvsVape Finally! (Though: not banished, just illegalized.)
But let's hope tobacco relapse & habituation flavors do exactly as one'd expect. And then deflect responsibility later...
@TxSayWhat @TahirTturk @DearbornDept @drazaidaroam @enspbrussels @Kelundel @j_schachter

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And 9 outta 10 white socialites champion prohibition, when it comes at no personal cost or policing repercussions.

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Roughly 3 in 5 Voters Back FDA Plan to Ban Menthol Cigarette Sales https://t.co/sDbARz87fc

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@SoterTech @ParentsvsVape This has become a real business model.

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@SoterTech @ParentsvsVape This has become a real business model.

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@TahirTturk Yes! Design and labels clearly can only be appealing to 3 year olds. These products must be banished to the black market!

But you know, strip searches and tasering seem to help against vaping. We must ensure our precious children only use much less harmful analog cigarettes.

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@YesProtectKids Be like Charlie and @ChrisTsakalakis.
Simplistic reasoning is the American way!

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@ParentsvsVape @CoMissourian Or call child protective services right away if you see your neighbours` kids vaping.
(Or offer them some smokes to cure them from vaping. We all have to work together to make the gateway effect come true!)