Parham badiee

Pretty new to this, have mercy

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Not a good Wednesday?

[Nicholas Irvine @_NicholasIrvine]

BREAKING NEWS:

This is not a good Wednesday, as reports are coming in of a MASSIVE internet outage affecting large parts of Ontario, Quebec and parts of Atlantic Canada.

Bell Canada and all subsidiaries are down or are crashing currently. Over 175,000 customers and counting are currently affected.

More to come...

[Lydia G-Unit Kollins 💫🤟🏾🌗 @RjSabotaged_Me]

Thank you BELL Canada for having a province wide outage. Your incompetence got me out of meetings for the morning. 🙏🏾

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

دنباله يك ماشينم از روم ردشه

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Just went over my bank accout and figured out I can live comfortably without working for the rest of my life as long as I die on Tuesday

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

@kimomasti Tell them they don’t need to do anything for Valentines Day

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Sleeping is nice because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake so it’s a win win situation.
It’s like being desd without the commitment.
An open relationship with death.
Death with benefits.

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Everyone still using the same password that you chose at 12 years old?

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Virtual image of my search history 5 minutes ago :)

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

What doesn’t kill me makes my drink stronger

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

The price of mirrors was one of my most shocking adult discoveries.

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Ever see someone with 2 different people in the same night, and then they post a “she said yes” engagement post a month later..?

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

@yasssamin @7 Today at 8:30 😂

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

4 years, 130 credits and an honours bachelor in Law & Society just so I could become a professional emailer.
Shit be wild. :)

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Y’all go to the restroom at work to your favorite stall to have a breakdown or is just me?

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Celine Dion on her way to make new music after this submarine sinks. @OceanGateExped

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

If anyone asked you why are you drunk before 5:00 pm on a Wednesday,
It’s why not Wednesday.

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Ever see a “happy anniversary babe” post on Instagram and you’re pretty sure that’s not the guy you saw her with 3 months ago?😂😂

[Parham badiee @parhambadiee]

Well next week sucked

[Sima Sabet | سیما ثابت @Sima_Sabet]

زنده باد الناز رکابی

هر لحظه یک روح تازه در این انقلاب دمیده می‌شود

#مهسا_امینی