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[tom parry @paris_tp]

@james2murray Spot on. I would have also accepted Derek, Only fools and horses and Little Britain

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@james2murray Fuck off, you bought some lemsips and a copy of home and garden, now go home and get some rest

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@james2murray They should save every shot at both posts if anything

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@restaurant_1251 The wine in my Valentine’s box smashed and is undeliverable. Can you help spread the word to find me a last minute thing I can do for my wife? 😔

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@stwater hi, can you help me find out when we can be connected to water mains. Hoping we can get unleaded water for Christmas. New born baby and all that...

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@james2murray You're welcome

[Joe Stanley @JoeWStanley]

Join me inside my cattle shed for a quick look at 🇬🇧 beef production 🐂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

That escalated quickly! 😆

🔵 #mancity 🏆🏆🏆🏆

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@lucyredwitch @ShitChester Couldn't agree more. I think it has creative community space written allllll over it.

[The Pasta Factory @pastafactoryuk]

Getting ready for a special event tomorrow: we will cook lunch for @ManCity first team players and staff! Very excited 😆!
We’ll open at 6.00pm Tomorrow.
All the best for tonight game vs. @SpursOfficial 💪⚽️🍝

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@ChappyMCFC @bluedreaming1 Do you think the manager is better than 2012 @ChappyMCFC? lots of love, Paris.

[tom parry @paris_tp]

VB

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@ChappyMCFC What!?!

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@james2murray C

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@jrpizzazz wow that is a throwback. Nike won't be happy about you putting umbro back on the map

[tom parry @paris_tp]

What am I seeing @gregleigh_ @EmyrHuws1

[Jaden @jaden]

I Saw Owen Wilson One Time From A Distance And We Just Stared At Each Other, Then His Car Drove Off.

[tom parry @paris_tp]

Zlatan ibrahimovic had this to say when he was asked about his school days. Touch of class from the male human... http://t.co/TO2KFm3ZpA

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@jrpizzazz @drinkwahta Done and dusted. #Qupot ordered

[tom parry @paris_tp]

@FatherRussell @mcfcsnappershaz shaz found it you say?