Honest Parish Worker

You will know the truth and the truth will set you free.
John 8:32

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

Tears are NOT a metric of success for a retreat. That is all.

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

My phone has begun to autocorrect "Mormon" to "moron".

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

Pro tip: if the soprano in your choir can’t hit the notes, the notes are too high for the congregation. Try a lower key. #toohigh #screechinpraise

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

Patrick Madrid says one thing on the air, and everyone gets their panties in a bunch. #reallythough

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

Le sigh. The New Evangelization is new in delivery AS WELL AS audience. Miss one, miss the boat. #dontmisstheboat

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

"If it would've been the 1800's, I would've killed his horse." -on road rage #thingsoverheard

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

Elitism in ministry is equivalent to spiritual death. It's a terrible form of pride.

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

@Fr_JMuir Step one: Don't take advice from a Clinton.

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

All the celebrities talking about their solutions to politics, and I'm over here like, "Why we listenin'?"

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

#WorstLieIEverTold That the tomato soup in my homemade Mac and cheese is actually cow tongue. Worst part: they tried to make it that way.

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

Ok, I'll ask. Why, oh why, are Catholics celebrating the Reformation?

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

How is it that there are so many quality women on Catholic Match...and it's disproportionate to the quality men?

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

So, what's the best approach when someone begins acting like @abrasiveabner ?

[Sr. Miriam James @onegroovynun]

It's the small prayers that matter most 🙏🏻😉 #wednesdaywisdom

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

"Hopefully he shows some humility." Best line of the whole night from Fox News

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

"JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I DON'T WANT A FORMED CONSCIENCE." -Catholic Youth Minister #electionprobs

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

@andersoncooper How about you ask a real question about policy? Like real policies.

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

I don't know who WON the debate, but I know who lost. America. American lost.

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

"Chipotle?"
"Screw Dave Ramsey! I'M HUNGRY!"

[Honest Parish Worker @ParishProbs]

Is it bad to out awkward the Bishop? Because I am the best at that.