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[paris @parississel]

Quesadillas > boys that don't love you back

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

ain’t these those brothers from supernatural

[paris @parississel]

@MarshallYoung88 2 accounts to annoy you on 💅

[paris @parississel]

i am back on this account but at what cost

[paris @parississel]

follow weratenoodles on insta you cowards

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

its #NationalBoyfriendDay and I want to shout out my one and only boyfriend

our lord and savior Jesus Christ

[VOYGASM @TeamVoygasm]

I’m such a big ol slut for matcha green tea

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

it’s actually apple and eve adam doesn’t even exist some dipshit man just put him in there bc he was jealous of eve and the apple doing sins in a garden together

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

Me: look who came by for a little sucky sucky

Vampire: don’t say it like that

[ً @cryst6ls]

MILF = Man I Love Fishing

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

trump supporters talk a lot about how great and smart our country used to be as if we didn’t try to blow up the fucking MOON one time just to flex on russia

[🦇 @thrustemane]

[trying impress a girl who likes pop punk]

me: “yeah i like knuckle deep”

[paris @parississel]

Rizzo lowkey thiqq

[paris @parississel]

intro to financial accounting be like

[Ally @AllyLowe228]

professor: most of the class will fail the midterm

me: odd flex but ok

[kenz @sevreds]

I haven’t watched doctor who in like 3 years but the new doctor is a lesbian 100% don’t argue she has a rainbow on her shirt case closed

[bae breene @baeshon]

5 love languages
1. Acts of Service: Would you like me to get you a La Croix
2. Quality Time: would you like to drink La Croix with me
3. Words of affirmation: This La Croix is so good
4. Gifts: I bought you a La Croix
5. Physical touch: The touch of a cold can of La Croix

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

black mirror is just “we live in a society” the tv show