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@AbeGordon @Ria_Martin She’s married dude. Give it up.

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@JCHawks_BBN It’s not even close.

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@JCHawks_BBN The problem is that none of that matters. The playoffs are a brand new season. You think the Phillies are sitting around thinking about how the regular season ended? The Braves are cooked like a fresh biscuit.

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@TravisBGoBirds @bbrady26 @TheMess_Age @Braves @TruistPark He’s just pissed that his team got cream stuffed today.

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@MartyCaswell She wants to fuck him - probably already has.

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@noyeahobviously $50 DM fee. Get over yourself.

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@bootlegcardgame @Eggorian @morasee I would call it a plea for cock and call her horny. I don’t apply double standards. Regardless, this dude is super horny and desperate. His OP was brutal. “Be my date for a baseball game. Here’s my lipless face. I churned through one marriage but I’m still wealthy.”

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@DoctorBradberry @morasee He looks thrilled with the outcome.

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@Austin8Robinson Why the hell didn’t they have him bunt?

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@Itsjoeco Yes. The broadcast and officiating crew just decided to sweep it under the rug, just like Sonny Gray pitching with pine tar plastered all over his neck. This game has been wild.

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@GarysheffieldJr @GarysheffieldJr do you just not care about the fact that Sonny Gray was pitching with pine tar plastered all over his neck?

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@MLB @MLB this is a joke. Sonny Gray pitched with pine tar plastered all over his neck. It was obvious to everyone watching the broadcast. Do the rules just not apply? Or are they selectively enforced?

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@Eggorian @bootlegcardgame @morasee You are one horny son of a gun. What do your adult children think about your plea for pussy in exchange for tickets to a baseball game?

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@Eggorian @estreyuhhhh How old is your soon to be former wife?

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@MGSportsTalk Couldn’t agree with you more. Blubaugh should have pitched the third. His stuff looked really good. Night and day difference from yesterday and he looked confident.

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@3hreemanweave @0ff1T3nth Watch and weep dipshit. Burke is catching too much of the plate with his pitches. He’s cooked. I have no dog in this race.

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@NCSportsFan095 @charlieich @ShortStopBall I tried to warn you.

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@charlieich @ShortStopBall I tried to warn you.

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@3hreemanweave @0ff1T3nth Burke being the White Sox’s ace means nothing. Their SP is weak.

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@charlieich @ShortStopBall I’m not sure that the Braves’ bullpen is that much better than the Phillies’. I’m not a fan of either team.