Parker Kollar

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@AmazingPhil DAN YOU NEED TO WEAR THE MALL GOTH OUTFIT!!! the hat is wrong it should be bigger and flatter brim but it looks so good

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell @delicateomens dan this is at LEAST the second time you’ve been a cunty sad clown what does that say abt you

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@obv10usly Honestly i was thinking 1 or 2 bc that’s easy to yoink a person from standing and that’s what dan made it sound like

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@mostwantedyke @danielhowell @AmazingPhil @DanAndPhilGAMES bless you omg

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell @sashidash09 Dan im begging you get some magic surfactant for your lava lamp he needs it

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@AmazingPhil @vegmilio I appreciate the accessability for your autistic audience

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@AmazingPhil @milslore13 i cant believe yall broke their servers and they reward you with a goddamn billboard

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell Your lava lamp needs magic surfactant, it’ll break up the surface tension that causes it to be phallic and let it be more bubbly

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@AmazingPhil @leftistlester my snack is a pile of cheese…

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell im literally from Akron wdym “acrid ohio”

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@dippidypippidy HE IS WHAT the hell

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil convinced this is gonna be dan and phil in 20 years

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil dan and phil are gonna be eccentric old gays that summon builders to watch them work

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell one hour??? i thought it was in 2 hours???

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

I ACED THE ESSAY LFG @danielhowell @AmazingPhil

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

the hard launch caused such a resurgence in phandom that i wrote about it for my anthropology paper on modern culture and then had to explain context to my middle aged cishet male prof in these fuckass footnotes
@DanAndPhilGAMES

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell ITS STILL STUCK!!!!

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell fucking bastards

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@danielhowell you broke patreon????

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

the hard launch caused such a resurgence in phandom that i wrote about it for my anthropology paper on modern culture and then had to explain context to my middle aged cishet male prof in these fuckass footnotes
@DanAndPhilGAMES

[Parker Kollar @parkerk04]

@AmazingPhil Y’all should react to my anthropology essay i just wrote on phandom culture