Parker

Husband, Father, Son, Brother

[Parker @parkershane]

@RexChapman My 22 month old son handled the Ana scene in Frozen about as well as one should expect I suppose 😬

[Auburn Central #FireJohnCohen @AUBCentral]

brother.

[Tanishq (tk) @tanishqk]

wtf. never leaving this site

[Brian Harbach @HarbachCFB]

That’s a massive red flag yall
That is a straight trash play call on 4th and 1

[Parker @parkershane]

SOFT!!!!! What a soft ass call!!!

[Parker @parkershane]

@DrunkAubie

[Parker @parkershane]

@DrunkAubie Yes, and if unicorns farted cotton candy, we would all have a wonderful Christmas

[Parker @parkershane]

It’s just all so incompetent 😤

[Parker @parkershane]

@thefancavepod @JoshPateCFB You misspelled rated

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Ian Happ is an absolute legend….dude playing possibly his last game at Wrigley tossed a ball to the bleachers with $300 cash to buy fans beers

[Bradley P @bradley187]

Watching a field goal get kicked into whatever the fuck this is or is supposed to be is absolutely embarrassing. BIDWILL SHOULD BE HUMILIATED HERE. What are you doing dude? Explain this

[Austin Eldridge @AustinonAir1021]

There’s pics that go hard, and then there’s this one. 😤🥶

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Cole Cubelic combines ball knowledge + big game aura + SEC adjacency better than anyone (a super-majority of viewers would agree)

Having him call games with 5TD spreads every week continues to be an inexplicable whiff

[Auburn Barn Doc 🐅 @aubarndoc]

Firing Gus Malzhan is malpractice in the SEC and now Auburn will suck for the end of time.

[Parker @parkershane]

@Jonny_Dent Hindsight’s 20/20, I get it. But I genuinely think the plan was to let Malzhan sunset another year or two and have him bring in his protege, Lashlee? I would feel a lot better about the program.

[Parker @parkershane]

I would LOVE to hear from ONE asshole who was advocating for Malzhan to be fired.

[Parker @parkershane]

First time I’ve turned an Auburn game off bc I’m making my young son question why we pull got Auburn.

[Parker @parkershane]

How have we come to the point of being so painfully mid….at best.

[Parker @parkershane]

@prestonnwalshh @GHOSTOFBRALAN The receivers are cooking the secondary, not Philo! And you’re right, out QB is an absolute atrocity throwing the football.