Andrew Parkes

Most of my personality is just quoting funny things from TV shows and movies made 20 years ago

[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

@AirCanada @WestJet the next day, @WestJet added two more flights back to Canada - but they didnt rebook us or anyone else, the spots went to whoever was lucky enough to be on the phone with their team. Meanwhile I had to spend $6,000 on flights with Air Canada to get us home before March 2nd.

[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

@AirCanada @WestJet your move, still waiting for you to tell me anything 36 hours after my flight got cancelled - 24 hours in an airport with my 3 kids and no food. Any information or efforts would be nice!

[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

@AFishbain @AirCanada @WestJet Oh I would never live in America, sir lets be serious

[Morgan Godvin @MorganGodvin]

Schrödinger’s Second Amendment:

- Guns are a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights.

- Guns immediately invalidate your rights and the government can execute you on the spot if you have one.

[Packy McCormick @packyM]

There’s a tremendous amount of missing the forest for the trees on the timeline today. Deeply unamerican logic masquerading as pro-America. At some point, people just need to have a sense of right and wrong.

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025

A Video Countdown

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[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

Haven’t tweeted in a while but I just wanted to say that I’m becoming pretty certain that those “close door” buttons on elevators are just for show

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

It's ghoulish to mock or justify the shooting of Charlie Kirk. Rising political violence is a horror of our time. Unchecked it will lead to catastrophes none of us want to imagine.

Deeply hoping he pulls through. We are all people, whatever we believe. That has to come first.

[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

@SheaSerrano It’s a lifestyle

[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

@Buccigross Gabrial vilardi #bucciovertimechallenge

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

Neal Pionk has played 21:50.. since the start of the 3rd period

[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

@hustlerama He’s always the face of the big moments in Jets 2.0 history Hus!

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Latest game tying goal in game 7 history not a big deal

[Kilo @OilyWhisper68]

This is a Simpsons newspaper headline

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

My favorite is when he has an idea that’s fine on its own and then the reasoning is insane. He’ll be like, “You should wear sunscreen,” and then the explanation is, “Aliens have UV vision and it blocks them from seeing your face bones which they collect.”

[Andrew Parkes @parkesy9]

@SportsTalkWPG @hustlerama @mremis Congrats Hus, huge accomplishment!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

[Caт 🐝 @CatShoshanna]

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