Michael Parks

I pretend I do cool things online.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Us paying $3,500 to watch the ESPN+ QUADBOX on Apple TV.

[Michael Parks @parksjamesm]

The 2003 science documentary The Core already told me this. We used nuclear bombs to restart the magnetic field and Stanley Tucci died a hero.

[CNN @CNN]

Scientists have long wondered what lies at the very center of the Earth -- and a new study suggests that the innermost layer is a 400-mile-wide ball of iron. https://t.co/QgTpLSd8LP

[Jay Hart @Jayleejnr]

I’m crying! What a shot LMAOO

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

INTERVIEWER: can you explain this gap in your resume

ODYSSEUS: ok it’s actually a really long story

[Michael Parks @parksjamesm]

This reminds me of early 00's college ultimate teams where they spent all of their jersey budget on the full sublimation jersey design and then had to get a second jersey. 🗑️

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

The USMNT's kits for the 2022 World Cup are here 👀

[Michael Parks @parksjamesm]

@MillerYoho Time to teach him to request Mr Worldwide

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

If MAGA-Republicans win Congress they’ll fight for Donald Trump.

If Democrats win Congress, we will fight for you.

That’s what’s on the ballot.

[Homefield @HomefieldApparl]

BEHOLD.

SHOP: https://t.co/BVpSQM447b

[Homefield @HomefieldApparl]

CLEMSON FANS: we're launching the best Clemson apparel you'll ever own this Saturday at Noon.

We keep track of # of shirts sold each launch compared to previous launches. Would be a real shame if you podium and edge out...SOUTH CAROLINA.

Sign up here: https://t.co/m2gyZfHdTQ

[Michael Parks @parksjamesm]

I’m going to need at least two of everything.

[Homefield @HomefieldApparl]

We're releasing a 15-piece Clemson collection this Saturday at 12pm eastern.

Sign up here for 15% off your order. https://t.co/m2gyZfHdTQ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[Michael Parks @parksjamesm]

@JoeBrunoWSOC9 knight_crest_3.png on full display

[Michael Parks @parksjamesm]

Solid graphic design. The passion shines through.

[Underground Atlanta @UnderAtlanta]

Due to the rising number of Covid cases, the City is canceling the Peach Drop at Underground. While we are saddened to miss this year's party and musical acts, we are very excited to bring the Peach Drop back next year and better than ever. Stay healthy everyone!

[Jalopnik @Jalopnik]

Amish horse and buggy pulls off perfect spark-throwing drift: https://t.co/yqFm1uynEc

[Michael Parks @parksjamesm]

“Alternative” Fact: OSHA was established by the signing of the Williams-Steiger Act by President Richard M Nixon in December 1970 to protect workers from unsafe and unhealthy work environments following rising injury, illness, and death rates across the country.

[Rep Andy Biggs @RepAndyBiggsAZ]

It's time to restore power and privacy back to the American worker. Abolish OSHA!

[Bob's Credits - A Bob’s Burgers Podcast @BobsCredits]

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[Levine Museum @LevineMuseum]

We spy a Historical Brooklyn marker being placed in its new home. You'll be able to visit this Brooklyn site, along with 6 others, & see it as it once was through our new app KnowCLT.

Available for download August 7th in your app store.

Details: https://t.co/QtMrBh0bOY