Jon

Eager ponzi victim

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@RoxanneBT @unusual_whales 🗣️ Moron

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@Ashley50239771 @King11485 @RoyIsThaTruth

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@TakeYourPhysic @bumbadum14 Holy shit you’re a moron 😭 We’ve ran an agricultural (food) trade deficit since 2019

[Lyn Alden @LynAldenContact]

NPC reprogramming currently in place across financial social media influencers.

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@darrenmarble @unusual_whales

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@CyberRodeoGal @TheRubberDuck79 This might be top 5 dumbest shit I’ve ever read

[Will Warren @statsbywill]

They have to ask him if he has seen the Perfect Tweet

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’m sorry if I’m not interested in current Rap Beef or random Male Gossip… I’m a HUSTLER. I’m only focused on the Bag 💰.

[Jon @parmesanjon]

You should deservingly perish if you say this goes anything other than hard asf

[chris crofton @thecroftonshow]

COLD BREW GOT ME LIKE

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

I'm long $CAVA

It's time for the Amerikaner to start eating lamb like every other culture on earth.

[BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI @BowTiedBull]

"Have your mom fake clinical trial results so you get the stock pop then sell for millions"

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@Seahawkfan0923 @EmmaKuzi @PicturesFoIder Give me a break. 9 years old is plenty old to know not to destroy an ENTIRE ROOM of someone else’s stuff. If your kid does something like this and is old enough to read chapter books, that kid is 100% a shithead.

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

1/ It’s unfortunate I have to make this thread but I am being sued by MachiBigBrother for an article I published in June 2022.

Today Machi filed the defamation lawsuit. The lawsuit is baseless and an attempt to chill free speech. I intend to fight back & defend free speech.

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@oamclean @gonzalo__nunez @riquiv124 The Apple Vision SE will drop in 2026 for $999, it just won’t have the “place augmented models of your dead relatives in your living room” feature

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Apple Vision Pro is great, but 99% of people are not getting the most out of it. Here is a thread that will teach you how to become a Pro Vision Pro user.

👇🧵 1/3499

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Absolutely legendary quote here in this SEC complaint.

https://t.co/tvqFwGCju0 HT: @lopezlinette

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@JamesMarsh79 @PaulSkallas I’d imagine that B2B cold outreach via e-mail could be done by AI to set appointments, but I think it’d become useless after that stage. The prospect would also need to be under the impression that they’re talking to a real person - not sure if such deception is ethical or legal.

[Jon @parmesanjon]

@fibwykoff0618 @albeit70428035 Don’t know what that means but hell yea let’s ride